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Ultimate Humbler

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The Ultimate Humbler with the Ball Stretching Ring & Crusher Plate

Vendor: Regulation

Construction

This humbler is made out of 35mm tall and 23mm wide bar made out of stainless steel. The corners and sides are rounded and there are no visible weldseams or sharp edges on the body of the toy. In the center is a 100mm long straight part onto which 180mm long, slightly curved wings are attached. In the center section, there is 40mm wide opening. On one side, the wall slightly bulges to the side, on the other side there is bulged hatch, creating a 35mm deep opening. The hatch’s hinge is slightly recessed which prevents skin getting caught. It is closed using a hex screw on top and a locking pin for a padlock with a tiny shackle in the bottom.

Left and right of the hole of the balls two 140mm long M6 threaded rods are welded. To smooth the sharp ends of the thread each rod comes with a PVC cap. But the sit so loosely that the fall off easily when the bottom moves a lot. That’s why I only have one left.

The Spiky Side of the Crusher Plate

Onto these rods two accessories can added. First, there is what looks like a 14mm tall ball stretcher ring with an internal diameter of 34mm. It is hinged and is also closed by a hex screw. If you turn the milled ring nuts below the wings which ride on the threaded rods, you can stretch the balls even further. If you want to add even more painful stimulation, the Ultimate Humbler comes with a round plate with surprisingly sharp pins which can be pressed against the ball using wing nuts. For a bist softer sensation, use the back side of the crusher plate.

Welded at both ends of the bar are eyelets with a diameter of 11mm. The weldseam is only at the top of the eyelet and rather short so it looks a bit frail. However, despite heavy play and putting a lot of draft on it, it did not fail.

There Eyelets on both Sides

Despite being made out of stainless steel sheet which has been bend into shape, the Ultimate Humbler with all attachments weights 1,250g.

Playing with the Ultimate Humbler

The Ultimate Humbler addresses one of the most annoying things about humblers in general: Putting it onto the ball. Traditional humblers are two pieces of wood with a small recess in the middle and tightening screws at the end. In the process either a ball slips or you catch scrotum skin between the two pieces. With this toy, you can easily and comfortably grab the balls, push them into the opening, close the hatch and are done with it. Now comes the tricky part: Due to the long threaded rods this humbler is a bit bulky so pulling the humbler behind the legs, twisting it by 90° and locking it behind the ass can be difficult. The threaded rods also limit the position the sub can be in: Standing or doggy position are as easy as the humbler allows it to be. Kneeeling can already be difficult and laying on the back is impossible.

The Hatch which locks the Ultimate Humbler onto the Sub’s Balls

This was not a big issue for me because the most fun I had with the Ultimate Humbler was when I incorporated it into more complex bondage setups while he could still move. Connecting the humbler to other restraints using the eyelets is great for even more stressful bondage than the humbler will force the sub into by itself. With a bit of rope or tension cords (use shackles if the eyelets are too small) you can build interaction loops where creating ease at one position builds stress at another point.

These kind of feedback loops are even more fun when playing with the pressure plate. Increasing the pressure will make the bottom squirm and move which leads to more tugging. The smooth side works a little bit better in combination with the stretching accessory because the wide rim of the stretcher provides more surface to flatten the balls against. Without it, compressing the scrotum against the rim of the balls hole can be an uncomfortable pain. The spiky side works equally will with or without the stretcher. But you have to be careful when using it. The spikes are really pointy and sharp! With enough pressure they can break the skin.

Weighing over a kilogram, just locking the Ultimate Humbler onto a standing sub’s balls can be the origin of intense fun play. First it dangles between his legs like a yoke, tugging on this balls. Then add some more weights or connect the eyelets to his feet. Finally, induce some pain either through caning or electro or wax whatever you like. As soon as he starts to move, the tugging effect will intensify. Just make sure he cannot move too much because thrashing ones thighs into the thread rods is no fun pain.

The Ultimate Humbler completely Assembled

While this is a great albeit bulky toy for heavy CBT enthusiast, it is sadly only made for a specific group of subs. He needs balls which are both hanging extreme low hangers and are big yet not too meaty. If you cannot fit the ball comfortably in a 40mm tall ball stretcher, they will be too tight. Due to the leverage and movement of the stretcher barely covering the 35mm height is not enough. Next, if his balls are too small, they will simply slip through. You can compensate for this a bit, if the balls hang low enough to fit into the stretcher accessory right away. But his sack must not be too meaty because otherwise it will not fit into the humbler’s opening or the stretcher accessory at all. In the past months, I had several subs who were so desperate to play with this toy but their physiology was not simply made for it.

So, if you are into heavy CBT, I recommend trying if you can fit into the toy, because it offers great play possibilities. But it is sadly not made for everyone.

Conclusion: Versatile yet very heavy humbler for guys with extreme low hangers into heavy CBT and complex bondage.
Pro Cons Where to get Price
Various play possibilities Only made for big, not too meaty low hangers Regulation £109.95
Additional Bondage Points
Lockabel
Sturdy Heavy
Perpendicular threaded rods are cumbersome

Kink3D Strap Ring

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The Kink3D Strap Ring Base Ring

Vendor: Kink3D

Hey guys! It’s been a while! What I had planed to be a shortish early summer break was extended due to daytime work stress and other shit. But now that Locktober is approaching and some of you will be attending Folsom street fair in San Francisco next week where a lot of kink purchase will be made, I decided today would be a good time trying to come back.

Construction

The Strap Ring is a special feature version of the base ring you need to lock your Kink3D Cobra or Viper chastity cage onto your body. Left and right of the lock loops have been added through which belts can be threaded. The loops have a width of 27.5mm and a clearing of 8mm so one inch wide belts fit easily.  The ring is available in all the diameter sizes and ring styles – XD for smaller & tighter balls, curved for meaty low hangers – like the standard ring and comes either in black or white.

The Strap Ring Attached to a Viper

This version of the base ring was launched together with a 35mm wide neoprene waist straps made by Mr S in their traditional black edges/ color middle part design in their seven most popular colors to match their iconic neoprene accessories like harnesses. It comes in three sizes covering a range of 28’’ – 46’’ waists. The length can be adjusted with snap buttons either on both ends or at the back.

Playing with the Kink3D Strap Ring

Especially when you are wearing a larger cage or have massive or low hanging balls which require a larger gap between the cage and the base ring, the entire cage can shift forward. By doing so, it creates a compact and heavy package away from the body which can feel uncomfortable, can get momentum when moving or chafing which makes wearing the cage 24/7 more difficult. The new base ring together with the strap, pulls the locked junk towards the body. Sitting closer to the body, both its footprint and leverage/ momentum is minimized. This especially good when you wear looser underwear or do sports which include running or cycling. Despite the large mechanical forces between the legs when moving them quickly, the cage securely stays in place.

The Mr S Neoprene Strap around the Kink3D Viper

The level of security and fit under these circumstances surprised me since neoprene is so soft and stretchy. These properties also makes the strap is almost unnoticeable. If you adjust it carefully, it sits right below your belt on your hips. At the front, it has to sit lower in order for the belt not to press the lock into your groin. The comfortable softness and stretchiness comes at a small price: Serious morning wood will push the cage forward and drag the strap along.

The combination of strap and cage itself, is also a sexy look. Depending on the location, just wearing the combo, can be a look in itself. For upcoming outdoor events especially in San Francisco where you can get away with it, the strap can work as an anchor point for belt pouches. Just don’t over load them! As said before, neoprene is stretchty and will sag when weighted too much.

One small drawback has the neoprene strap: The end of the strap is finished with a metal fitting. Since the strap is 35mm wide, it takes a bit of fiddling to get that end through the 27.5mm wide loops. Once the ends have been pushed through, the strap sits securely inside the loops on the base ring.

The Strap Ring used as an Anchor Point for Mr S Harnesses, left with a Standard Carabiner, right with a Scissor Snap

A probably unintended but nifty use case is using the Strap Ring as a cockring anchoring point for harnesses with downward straps like the Mr S Trojan leather harness or Neoprene Crossbow harness. There used to be straps to put around cockrings to anchor these harnesses onto something when you wear gear without belt loops like sportswear or preferred a tighter V pointing straight to your junk. But they vanished some time ago. You can substitute these straps by using the Strap Ring as a cockring and snap the harness’ carabiners into the loops. If you want to do this, I highly recommend getting an at least one size larger ringer than you would get for locking your dick. Generally, a chastity cage base ring is a bit smaller than a cockring you wear for fucking all night long. Clipping your harness into the Strap Ring works best when the harness has scissor snap hooks on the end. Mr S used to only work with these kind of carabiners. A couple of years ago they started using standard carabineres where the lever can making opening a bit tricky.

Conclusion: Perfect combo to keep your massive chastity package close to your body.  
Pro Cons Where to get Price  
Solution to keep even the largest and heaviest chastity packages close to the body Strap ends are a bit too wide to thread easily through the loops Strap Ring $75
Mr S Neoprene Strap $30
Perfect for pairing with groin strap harnesses

Wonder

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The Friendly Toys Wonder 36

Vendor: Friendly Toys

Following the Good Friday review, I wanted to go on hiatus because until mid-June I have something going on each weekend so writing the reviews would be extra-stressful. But last Thursday, my dear friend Westmind (BSKY/ IG) sent me a picture of a pile of toys asking me if I knew the ripped toy in the middle. Of course, I immediately identified it was the Friendly Toy Wonder and went to ToyTorture.com to look up the link to the review. But there was none. Apparently, I took pictures of the toy in November but forgot to write the actual review. So with my biggest apologies, I dedicate this review to Westmind, hoping it will him help make up his mind regarding this toy!

Construction

At between 350mm and 400mm insertable length, the Wonder is clearly a depth toy. The basic shape of the toy is a cone-shaped core onto which increasingly deeper and wider fins are attached on the wide side of the oval. The fins of each level converge on the narrow side, texturing it with shallow ribs. On top of the body sits an oval cone-shaped tip, giving the Wonder the appearance of an sleek upscale Christmas decoration item. Between the lowest fin and the base is a big gape so you can comfortably knot the toy. The base is considerably larger than the largest diameter so there is little chance of swallowing the toy completely. Its thickness is nice for good ergonomics when holding it as a top. In the middle is a vac-u-lock hole so you can either attach the Wonder to a grip or fuck machine or use it as a guiding hole for your thumb when topping a fistee with it.

The Friendly Toys Pig Logo on the Wonder’s Sturdy Base

Like every anal toy start up in the last 10 years, Friendly Toys makes their sculptures out of platinum silicone. This makes them 100% body safe and easy to clean. Its super smooth surface facilitates easy insertion – if you stick to water or oil based lubes. Sadly, the silicone oil in silicone lube disintegrates the surface of silicone toys, making them sticky and destroying them over time. So stay away from silicone lube when playing with silicone toys. After play, silicone can be cleaned easily by letting the toy soak in warm soap water, let dry and finally spray sanitizer on the toy.

While platinum silicone can come in various firmness degrees, Friendly Toy only uses Shore 00-30 which is quite soft. Silicone can also be easily colored. At the moment, Friendly Toys offers only solid colors and no patterns like marbles or fades. You can choose between a hot pink, bright orange, slightly greenish yellow, purplish blue, deep teal and classic black.

The Wonder comes in three sizes with the name corresponding to the maximum diameter in inch: The 32 with 350mm insertable length and 80mm diameter, 36 at 380/90mm which I have in my toy collection and the 40 at 400/100 which is currently the largest model. There was chatter on Bluesky on an even larger Wonder 42 being in development which would probably be around 430/11. But due to the deep fins, the Wonder 40 is already difficult enough to get out of the mold. So no idea if they will ever manage that. And to be frank, the Wonder 38, let alone the Wonder 40 is already large enough because…

The Perfectly Tapering Tip on the Wonder

Playing with Wonder

… is a toy for really experienced bottoms with LOOSE holes. While the slope of the tip has the steepness sweetspot for easily opening up the anus, so the toy locks easily in place, even the shallower fins on top are already what I consider intense texture. Their plopping-in sensation is already quite strong, stimulating the anus intensely, leading to some tenseness. And it gets only more and more extreme as you ride down to toy.

In order the ride the toy, you need loads of lube as the surface area is HUGE. Be prepared to spend almost half a bottle of lube to get Wonder slick and slippery.

The final drawback is its ergonomics. The core is relatively small compared to the large mass being attached to it. This in combination with the length and the soft material, makes the Wonder hard to control. When putting it on the ground and squatting over it, it takes some coordination for the toy not to bend away. Once you have taken about one quarter of the toy, these worries melt away and leave pure bliss!

The Increasingly Deeper Fins on Wonder’s Body

If you are open & loose to take a heavily textured toy deep, the Wonder is a must buy! No toy massages the anus lips, the prostate and the second sphincter more rhythmically than the Wonder! Once you have started taking it deep, the genius of the design starts to shine. The steeply tapering tip is sturdy and stiff enough to open up the second sphincter. If a top operates the toy, through twisting the oval shape can actually help this sphincter to open up. Due to texture below the tip being a bit less intense, the second hole does not instantly get overstimulated while the deeper texture down the shaft will put the anus into overdrive already. Though do not be mistaken: The Wonder is NOT a depth training toy! Your second hole needs to be desensitized and trained in order to let the Wonder in with more or probably less ease.

Ususally I say, buy the toy for the hole you want to have not the hole you have. But for the Wonder, I actually recommend starting with the smallest size and eventually work your way up. The 32 is easier to control and easier to take deep while offering plenty of fun even for pro holes. Especially when you tend towards more aggressive, high intensity/ velocity play, the shorter, easier to control toy is a bit more fun. While I do not regret choosing the 36 at Dore Alley last year (the 40 was not release back then), I sometimes wish I would have gotten the 32 which I might have knotted already.

The Vac-U-Lock Hole in the Bottom of Wonder’s Base

If you cannot handle depth at all, take a look at Friendly Toys’ Bloomer which is basically the fins of the Wonder only in short. While looking alike, I assume the ergonomics will be very different. Being shorter, the toy will be considerably blunter, putting more stress on the anus. Maybe, one day I will review these toy too.

Where to buy?

The Wonder, like all Friendly Toys, are sold directly through their website. All three sizes are around one ballpark pricewise with the Wonder 32 starting at 138.95€ and the Wonder 40 only costing 32€ more.

Pain Sticks

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Please excuse the picture quality. I have shot these  in my hotel room with using a small camera and having no proper graphics program on my tablet. So this is raw made in Berlin 😉

Vendor: McHurt

Especially in the run up to events in Berlin like BLF Easter or Folsom Europe, I get many messages asking what my secret tips for kinky shopping in Berlin are. Which stores, away from the gayborhood and Blackstyle I can recommend. On the top of my list is always McHurt, the first ever BDSM store I visited (the butterfly clamps I have bought on this visit over 15 years ago are still in use in my playroom!). Getting there is a bit of a journey, being located directly on the U6 stop Alt-Tempelhof. But it is very much worth it! They have the largest selection of specialized impact toys in the world, interesting bondage gear and fun little toys. While they have an online store, it onl reflects a fraction of their assortment. For example, the pain sticks I am reviewing here, are only available in store.

The McHurt Pain Sticks in the two Versions: Smooth and with the Sphere on the End

Construction

The basis of both toys are 1.5mm diameter stiff round stainless steel wire which are 200mm long. The lower quarter of the wire is covered in PVC shrinking tube forming a grip section. It is about three times are thick as the fire and a bit more anti-skid than the bare metal wire. Even holding the toy just between your finger tips with sweaty hands has a somewhat secure grip.

The tip of the two toys is what sets them apart: One of them is just the deburred and slightly smoothed wire, the other ends in a 8mm diameter stainless steel sphere.

Playing with the Pain Sticks

You probably already have guessed it from the construction, they are very similar to the Carbon Fiber Pain Sticks from Mr S but also quite different. Unlike the Carbin Fiber sticks which as best snapped against the body, grab the bottom of the grip section between your thumb, index and middle finger and hit using your wrist like you would do with a paddle. You can snap with these sticks. The snapping actually feels more intense since the the rod is thinner and thus more foucced. Also the metal is stiffer and has no bounce like the carbon. But, such a thin piece of metal wire can easily be bend out of shape. So expect your stright wires soon to feature a kink abot the gripping section.

The Two different Ends of the McHurt Pain Stick

The stiffness compensates the lower leverage of the shorter length and lower mass since they are incredible light. Hitting the same stop twice, fells light lightnins. Especially when hitting sensistive areas like the glans or the balls. Please be careful when hitting the balls! Because of the laser focus of the kinetic energy being transfered onto the body, hitting the epididymis can lead to serious injuries! If a dragging pain lingers for more than a couple of minutes, go to the ER! While the the smooth wire is pure sting, the one with the sphere on top has a little bit of extremel focussed thud. Getting hit by it creates an interesting sensation: First there is a sharp, focussed sting which then progresses to go deeper as thud.

The smallness makes the Pain Sticks good for hitting small and nimble areas you cannot target with larger toys. One friend of mine is using them to strike fear into his sub’s eyes when he did something wrong and is then hitting the fingers or toes of him. Again, caution is advised since the small bones in these body areas also break easily and you transmit a lot of force.

The PVC Grip

Since both sticks are made out of metal, they conduct electricity well. You can connect them to your e-stim power box using a pole clamp. Of course you will need a second pole for that which could either be a conductive loop, an anal or penis plug, a simple pad electrode or if your are extra devious, another of those sticks. Having wires danngling around is a bit annoying, but the feedback the sub is getting when such low mass, small area poles hit his skin, is best entertainment for any true sadist – and frankly requires a devote masochist. Like with every e-stim, you must ensure that the currency is not running over the chest! So hitting both nipples simultaneously is not possible! If you want to err at the side of caution, play below the waist.

The Kink the Pain Stick Gets after a Couple of Snaps

Some people who see mental toys instantly think off temperature play. These two toys are so so for it. Having little mass and being made out of a well temperature conducting material, they cannot contain temeratures for a long time. If you put them into ice water, they usually get the surrounding air’s temperatur pretty quickly. If you get heat them, the cool quickly. If you heat them too much, the entire rod will get hot and the PVC starts to warm up which is there point where you should stop right away!

Conclusion: Inexpensive, nasty impact toy.
Pro Cons Where to get Price
Two versions mit distinct sensations … but takes a time to master properly & safely McHurt but only available in store Plain version: 5€
Inexpensive
Small & nimble Will bend out of shape when snapping Sphere Version: 6€
Easy to handle…

C-Twister

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The Organotoy C-Twister, the lovechild of a stallion and a unicorn

Vendor: Organotoy

Construction

The origin story of Organotoy is very similar to the one of SquarePeg: Olli, an anal aficionado being disappointed by the toys offered which neither had the quality nor the design to scratch his itches. His main concerns were the dangerous plasticizers which PVC and rubber toys emit (we probably all remember the acrid stink the first cheap toys we bought as young gays had) and which were absorbed by the rectum’s mucosa fucking at best “just” with the hormonal system, causing cancer at worst. His material of choice – platinum silicon – did not have these issues. It is in fact 100% body safe. Its supersmooth surface does not only keep bacteria from lingering but lets the toy also slide in more easily. To keep it gliding and nice for years (and actually decades to come), silicone toys must only be used with water or oil based lubes. The silicone oil in silicone lube solvated the surfaces, makes it sticky and will disintegrate the toy over time. In order to keep silicone toys in top shape, clean them after play (and between partners): Throw them in warm soap water (or do what I do and take a bath with them), rinse the lube and soap water off, let dry and spray sanitizer on them. Ready to go!

The Deep Suction Cup inside the Easy to Grip Base

Silicone is also the material of choice for interesting shapes and designs. It can recreate fine details and complex shapes. Since every toys needs to be poured by hand, they are significantly more expensive than mass-produced PVC or rubber toys. But since silicone takes on color particles easily, you can individualize the toys easily. Organotoy offers 45 different colors, some with effects like glow in the dark, UV reaction or glitter. The colors can be ordered in solid, fades or marbles from delicate to bold spots. If that is not enough, you can order custom airbrush designs like I had done on the first Sit-Plug I designed for my BF. Silicone also comes in a wide range of firmness degrees. As a standard Organotoy covers the standard from a squishy Shore 00-30, a true medium Shore A5 and rather firm Shore A10 (which is a bit firmer than the Bad Dragon firm). If you want any softer or really HARD, you can always ask them for a custom firmness.

One nice aspect of CAD developing and 3D printing of the molds which Organotoy is doing is that toy designs can be easily scaled. So the C-Twister is available from a tiny XS to a massive XL. So interesting and stimulating toy designs are not being gatekept for fist sluts but are available to (almost) every experience level.

The heavily Texture Glans sits at a 45° Angel on the Shaft

Playing with C-Twister

I intentionally write “almost” because despite being made in tiny sizes this toy is not made for anal play out of the box. Organotoy called the design inspiration equally equine and unicorn. Even without knowing this, when I first saw the design, I though “interesting flared horse dick.” The toy starts out with a round glans which is sitting on a 45° angel on the shaft. Starting from a small urethra in the middle it is formed by a thick strand in spiral. Especially in my light brown marble coloration it looks like a sticky bun (in related news: check out my socials and search for #Mohnday). On the last layer of the spiral the strand turns into a rope, adding a helix texture to it.

The body is one spike cone of a rope helix with increasing thread thickness. Lateral grooves imitate the texture of hemp bondage rope. Over the length of the shaft the helix has four twists, giving is the body ample texture.

The shaft sits onto of a thick and wide base which takes inspiration from the pouch a horse’s dick rests in. It is large enough to no swallow the toy by accident and gives the toy a sturdy stand. The entire base is one big suction cup so you can either mount it on the floor or on a tiled wall to fuck yourself with it.

The Helix Shaped and Groove Textured Shaft

In order to do so, you need to pre-stretch your sphincter (and depending on the toys size and your ambition your second one too) well. Due to the glans sitting in a 45° angel, the top of the dildo is dull, wide and textured – all factors which hinder your anus to relax. There is no easy entry, no direction you can twist the toy for a more nimble or anatomically welcoming configuration. You can either take the C-Twister or you cannot.

But, if you are experienced and well stretched and enjoy texture, the C-Twister is pure bliss. The complex shape and delicate lateral texture stimulate the many nerve endings inside your rectum intensely. You can really tell, that the toy was designed by someone who knows how the anatomy and nerve endings in your butt work. Both shape and the texture covering it are prominent enough for maximum stimulation yet not so deep that they create too much friction when pushing it. When sitting down on the toy, you can really feel it sucking itself into the rectum, like a screw being drilled into the threaded hole. While the glans drop is intense with a real significant “plop” when pushing it, the almost vertical, textured slop on top of the glans was made to attack the prostate.

The Massive and Textured Glans Drop on Top of the Glans

The C-Twister is a toy which can be enjoyed thoroughly alone. Personally, I have mounted it on a yoga block so I could twist and turn it myself when riding it. But this fun is outshined when a top is operating the toy for you. Pushing the toy in, turning it clockwise, has an almost hypnotic vortex effect. The ass lips are just flying over the shallow texture, sucking the toy in. If you are REALLY stretched and/ or have a mean fister, he will turn the toy counter clockwise, adding resistance and an even more intense massage of the texture. The welts forming the base allow for a good and somewhat secure grip, even with lubey hands. So the C-Twister can comfortably and demandingly be operated.

Where to buy?

Organotoy does not have whole sellers so you have to order the toy from their website. For a textured toy like the C-Twister this also my recommendation because then you get it exactly in the firmness your hole needs and the design your playroom aesthetic desires. The XS starts are an inexpensive 45.99€ and goes up all the way to 275.99€ for the MASSIVE XL. Mine is an L which is plenty of toy and fun for a hole that can significantly larger yet less textured toys. So don’t let your eyes become too greedy with this intensely textured toy and maybe for a smaller size you usually would.

HotKinkyJo Bulge Ball & Traffic Cone

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The MHT Traffic Cone and HotKinkyJo Bulge Ball

Vendor: Mr Hankey’s Toys

When I review anal toys, they are usually elaborately shaped and delicately textured silicone sculptures. Their complex designs are the result of extensive research and frankly trail and error until the toy stimulates the nerve ending rich body regions like the anus and the prostate both inside the rectum and outside on the perineum just RIGHT. But as fun as these toys are, they come with two challenges:

  1. The more textured and rugged a toy is, the harder it is to take. Even in smaller versions which size are close to an average dick, it takes considerably time, pre-stretching and training to take these toys stress- or worse pain free.
  2. In order to get the maximum stimulation out of a toy, it needs to his the fun knobs in the nether regions just right. So when playing with complex toys, it takes some dexterity or even a second player to twist the toys just RIGHT when inserting it.

Because of this, I sometimes get questions asking for reviews of simple, matter of fact toys. And here are two of them! This will be a relatively short review, because their focussed simplicity limits what can be said about them.

Construction

The Vac-U-Lock Hole Inside the Buldge Ball’s Base. You could get that hole also for the Traffic Cone but that would only make Sense in the Smaller Sizes

Like most toy manufacturer founded in the middle of the last decade, Mr Hankey’s Toys only makes toys out of platinum silicone due to the manufacturing process. Previously, most anal toys were made out of rubber and PVC. In order to get an acceptable avarage cost degression, they had to be made in large numbers on an industrial scale. So there were high entry barriers into the market. With platinum silicone toys, once you have made the mold, each toys needs to be pured by hand. This of courses increases the price because every toys has to be made individually. But this opened the market for what silicone toys are famous for: That each toy can be customized.

Silicone toys quickly became famous their beautiful coloration. The material easily takes on color pigmants which can also have special effects like glow in the dark or being UV active. It also allows for elaborate coloration patterns like the marbles MHT offers for $39.95. Another customizing option MHT offers is adding a vac-u-lock hole to connect their toys to a wide range of accessories like grips and fuck machines or giving the top in front of your hole an anchoring point for his thumb to control the toy more easily. For just $5.95 it is a small premium I always advice spending! It makes handling the toy so much easier.

The Nicely Tapering Tip of the Traffic Cone

While PVC and rubber ususally are quite firm, platinum silicone comes in a wide range of firmness degrees from too soft to use to very firm. From this range MHT currently offers four degrees: 40% which according to their website is about 40% erectness of a human penis. Despite the trend towards softer toys, I can only recommend this for really girthy toys (especially knotty) and not too long toys. Otherwise the toy gets too hard to handle and flop around. Though it could work for the Bulge Ball when you use it with a partner. Accordingly 75% is firm like a ¾ firm dick and the sweet spot between ergonomics and if you like a soft and gentle massage. Med Firmness should be as hard as a fully erect dick (though I have been fucked by harder ones, believe me…) which makes all texture more noticeable and the toy less bendy which is important when you want to take it deep! Last year MHT added an Extra Firm option which is good if you want to put pressure on the prostate for milking.

If these arguments did not convince you to pay the premium for the more expensive material and manufacturing of silicone toys, hopefully this will: Both PVC and rubber emit plasticizers which for example can fuck with your hormones or be carcinogenic and are greedly absorbed directly into your bloodstream through your rectum’s mucosal. Platinum silicone on the other hand is a 100% body safe (silicone can also be cured with lead which is of course cheaper but introduces heavy metals into your body which causes a number of other issues!). Furthermore, its surface is supersmooth which not only makes it harder to bacteria to linger but also makes it easier for the toy to glide in – unlike the porous surface of PVC and rubber. Cleaning is equally easy as taking the toy: Throw them in warm soap water (I usually take a relaxing bath with my toys after a long play session), rub the lube away, rinse the soap water off and spray sanitizer on the toy. This easy cleaning makes silicone toys the perfect tools for group settings where multiple partners want to use the same toys after each others.

The Texture Bands deviding the Slope into Sections

Silicone has one small (?) drawback: It must not be used with silicone lube. The silicone oil inside the lube solvates the surface, makes it sticky and will disintegrate the toy over time. In order to enjoy your high quality toys as long as possible, please stick to water or oil based lubes.

Playing with Traffic Cone

I often get questions about cone shape toys like the Traffic Cone if this shape is not the perfect toy to the anus because it gradually gets bigger. Technically yes. If you sit on a cone for an extended period of time, the pressure will open the anus over time. It is not a smooth relaxation but a mechanical forcing open and the anus giving in more and more over time. This of course carries the risk of tears  and other injuries.

Practially, no. Physically, the anus is not round but oval. So if you want to smooth your anus and train it to open up, a toy with a slightly oval intersection that you push in aligned with the anus and pull it out 90° turned is better. The training is also more effective if there is a stretch going in and out for what you need a plug with a neck. Speaking of plugs, there is also a large psychological moment when training your ass. When you have worked for weeks trying to take a pugs and your anus finally swallows the apex to close around the neck, you get a dopamine boost through the sense of accomplishment. You can literally feel that you have taken the plug. With the Traffic Cone there is little indication of progression. There are slightly recessed hexagonal textured bands which divide the cone in sections. But the texture is so shallow and light that you hardly notice them, especially when your anus is straining.

Important Safety Advice on the Base of the Traffic Cone

So, for whom is the Traffic Cone? There is a small subgroup in the anal stretching community who just like the feeling of their anus being dilated to the max. For them, this toy provides the best stretch for their buck. When I first posted pics of the Traffic Cone, I immediately got questions where the toy was from because sitting on a traffic cone was one of their fetishes. There are also a number of porn creator videos featuring this toys which got many likes and positive comments. So there is a very niche fetish market for the toy.

But for the average anal afficionade, for people who want to train their hole, there are dozens of more fun toys reviewed here.

One use of the Traffic Cone should not be overlooked: It is functional playroom decoration. The base has “Caution: Open Hole” embossed on its side. Especially in effect colors like glow in the dark of UV active, the Traffic Cone sets the mood. And if someone wants to pig out on a traffic cone, unlike the real deal made out of plastic with its sharp edges, it is ready to use.

The Dull top of the Flattend Spheres that Make Up the Bulge Balls

Playing with HotKinkyJo Bulge Ball

As the name says, this toy was designed together with the female extreme anal stare HotKinkyJo who to probably nobody’s surprise I have never heard before getting this toy.

The toy is made out of slightly compressed spheres stacked upon each other. The spheres always have a diameter of 70,m but depending on the toy size you get between 4 (20cm insertable length) and 7 (34cm insertable length) of them. The neck where two spheres meet has a diameter of 52mm. The spheres are very slightly textured with the line drawings found on basket balls. But like on the traffic cone, the texture is almost unnoticeable and does not make taking the toy more difficult.

The Wave like flow of Apex and Neck for Intense Prostate and Anus Stimulation

Depending in the chosen firmness, the Bulge Ball behave differently. Mine are in 75% which is soft enough for the toy to bend between the balls but the toy stands up right. In this configuration, it works a bit like anal beads with a series of stretching & opening and closing again. The toy can also curl a bit inside the rectum like beads do so if you are trained and your rectum is large, you will probably be able to take surprisingly much of this toy without having to go deep. Since the stretching is one of the most desired sensations in anal play and because the Bulge Balls are stiff enough to be controlled easily, you can really ride or punch with this toy, driving the bottom into bliss.

A friend has ordered his Bulge Ball in Extra Firm but went for the short 4 balls version. With tip being rather flat and dull, a loose and experienced hole is required. Once inside the body, the balls apply pressure onto the prostate. The space between the apexes is large enough to catch the prostate between them. Because of this, with a bit of practice, the Bulge Ball can be used for prostate milking.

Where to buy?

MHT has some retailers. But with highly particular toys like these two niche toys, I recommend ordering from their website and customizing it to your exact preferences.

 

Gideon & WereRoscoe

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Weredogs WereRoscoe & Gideon

Vendor: Weredog

Construction

For almost 10 years I have only been reviewing anal toys made out of platinum silicone for a good reason. Unlike toys or PVC or rubber, they do not emit plasticizers which can be hazardous when being absorbed through the mucosal in your rectum. Unlike the other two materials, the surface is super-smooth and not porous which in the one hand makes taking the toys a bit easier by gliding in smoothly. And on the other hand, makes it more difficult for bacterial to linger. Cleaning them is also very easy: Throw them in warm soap water (or take a bath with them), wash the lube off, rinse, dry, spray sanitizer on them, done. Keeping them spot clean is very difficult however. The softer the silicone, the stickier it gets. As you can see in the pictures, there is always a bit dust and lints on them. There is one small drawback though: Silicone toys must not be used with silicone lube! The silicone oil inside the lube solvates the surface, making it sticky and disintegrates the toy over time. So please stick to water- or oil based lube.

Gideom’s Massice Shaft-to-Knot-to-Neck Ratio for Intense Knotting und Secure Tying

Another benefit for the avid ass slut is that silicone comes in a wide range of firmness degrees while PVC and rubber are always rather firm. Weredog leans on the softer side of the spectrum. Their extra-soft is Shore 00-20 which is really squishy but be careful with creases. Soft equals Shore 00-30, a bit softer than the popular Topped Toys toy and still squishy / flexible. Their medium makes a big jump to Shore 00-50 which is firmer than Bad Dragon’s medium firmness which would convert to Shore 00-45. Finding the right firmness can be a bit tricky, especially when you are new to buying toys. The softer a toy, the harder it is to control which can be an issue the longer it gets. Also, were firm toys can force their way into a body (not that this is healthy…), a soft toy can compress and thus block the anus. If you have found you favorite firmness of toy, keep in mind that the larger the toy, the firmer it will feel. So give the firmness good thought.

The Relatively Simply Colored Rutt Between the Elaborate Fades of WereRuscoe and Gideon

Fantasy anthro toys quickly gained popularity through their elaborate colorations. Silicone is THE best material to take on color particles. Not only standard colors but also effect particles UV reactive, Glow in the Dark or glitter. With a lot of practice you can create elaborate fades and delicate marbles. How are Weredog has come in the last couple of years, can be easily seen when comparing the marble of Rutt which I have gotten 6 years ago and the finely drawn colors on Gideon and WereRoscoe. They really made a big leap forward. This is also reflected in the fact that they are now releasing limited edition colorations on a regular basis.

Playing with Gideon

If would have to describe Gideon in a single words I would be torn between “cheeky” and “malicious” due to his dual nature.

At the tip, he starts out with a smoothly and relatively steeply tapering glans for easy opening up. His glans is actually one of the smoothest ones of all the anthro toys which I have tested in the past 10 years. Around the glans runs a bulgey glans drop which while steep is not vertical. So there is a noticeable pop going in. The sphincter can comfortably close around it to lock the toy in.

Gideon’s Softly Tapering Glans

Below the shaft sits a typical canine shaft: Three cavernous bodies both vertically and horizontally bulge around the core with a little bit narrower, giving it a barrel-shape. A little bit deeper ventral groove sits at the bottom adding the largest amount of structure (I refuse to call these flowing rounded forms “texture”). In addition there are two shallow and wide veins which also are also more an optical effect than stimulating texture.

Like on all dog penises, the apex of the shaft sits in the part of the shaft, close to the glans. It is only about 12% larger than the glans. So if loosen the anus through popping in of the glans and turning movements, you should be able to conquer this stretch easily. Due to decreasing in diameter downwards, the shaft glides in easily – until you hit your personal depth limitation (more about depth later). Especially when you get the toy in (extra) soft silicone, the anus can squeeze the cavernous bodies in the direction of lowest resistance. So riding the shaft is gentle and gradual stretch which feels a bit uncommon because the stretch happens upward. When playing with a top, turning the toy stretches a bit more and loosens the sphincter which you are going to need because…

Gideon’s Knot with the Small Bulges between the Knot and the Shaft

The knot is massive! Huge! Ass busting! The shaft-to-knot ratio is an absurdly insane 1:2! It is the largest ratio in my entire toy collection. Above the knot there are two small bulges on both sides of the shaft. They are probably supposed to make the transition from shaft to know a bit more easily; if you attached the knot straight to the shaft, there would be a recess to overcome before opening for the knot. But the added texture adds a bit of “stress” to the sphincter. Though, to be frank, it you are confident to take the knot, you will be loose enough to not care about these obstacles.

The knotting experience is one of the, if not these most intense in the market. The knot orientation is purely perpendicular to the shaft. So you can either align it with the ass crack for a bit easier entry or turn it 90° for maximum ass busting. While bulging a lot, it is also a little bit taller and less compact than other knots. So there is some gradual stretching. On the other hand, it adds a lot of mass! So once you have gotten over the apex and it is getting sucked into your rectum, the sensation changes from “Oh fuck! I cannot possibly take it!” over “Holy fuck! So BIG!” to “Motherfucker, I am full! Get it out”!” But good luck with that. The neck-to-knot ratio is 1:2.2. Once the anus closes around the neck, you are truly tied. Taking Gideon out again ideally takes both pushing and tugging. Once out, you are left with an intense feeling of emptiness. And probably a strong craving of taking him again. And again. And again.

Gideon’s Thick Base which could easily house a Suction Cup

His base is a nice circular steep cone which is a bit larger than the knot. Since the big knot would need to go through the second sphincter, I cannot possibly see how you could accidentally swallow the base.

Sadly, Weredog does not offer suction cups for their toys. An intense toy like Gideon is most likely be bought in extra soft so it will be floppy. When playing in your own, you will probably need several attempts to take the toy. So a firm stand is beneficial. And finally, many enjoyers of knotted toys want to take it doggy style by attaching it to a tiled walled. So a suction cup would be awesome.

Circling back to the beginning, for whom it Gideon? Starting out so nicely, he could easily seduce beginners. And rightly so! Due to the extremely wide range of sizes (the Mini has a knot diameter of just 4cm) and soft silicone, even a novice with a bit of anal experience can already experience the intense tying. Though I would strongly recommend to pre-stretch with a plug! On the other end of the spectrum, go crazy! I have “just” gotten the XL and it is already massive and long! In order to fully enjoy the knotting and tying, you really need depth experience. And the XXL is just absurd. And if I did not know guys who regularly ride it, I would call it a novelty toy.

WereRoscones Dull Glans

If you struggle with depth and still want an intense knotting, take a look at my review of Weredogs Duster and Dagger who are almost as intense yet considerably shorter.

Playing with WereRoscoe

While the upper half of Gideon at least makes a gently introduction and entry of the toy, WereRoscoe does not fuck around. The tip of the glans is a dully flattened half-dome which sits on top of a flat wide bulge which runs around the glans.

The bottom of the bulge is steep and ends in a recess that runs around the glans. This is not a glans drop, this is a trench. Once locked in, the spincter has to work to get out of it. Apparently, Roscoe has been cut high & loose because around the shaft runs a perpendicular cluster of ridges and welts.

The Chasm between the Glans and the Shaft being bordered by the thick Glans Rim Bulge and the Scar Tissue a top of the Shaft

Like on his canine predecessor, the short shaft is barrel-shaped. Only this time, it is a bulging barrel without added structure through cavernous bodies, merging human and canine physiology for there Were idea of the toy. Like on canine dicks, the apex is yet again quite high up and tapers again towards the bottom. The shaft is a bit textured with a thick ventral groove sitting on top of the shaft’s bottom. Also both shaft, ventral groove and knot are textured with narrower and taller veins so especially in firmer firmnesses they are quite noticeable.

The knot is made out of two huge spheres which sit below the shaft. With the shaft to knot ratio of 1:1.7 they are still on the more intense end of the knotting spectrum. Since they are a little bit clinched spheres, pushing them in takes a bit more relaxation of the sphincter. Especially in softer firmnesses, sitting on them compresses and widens the knot, making taking it actually more difficult. But once inside, an intense feeling of fullness overcomes you!

The Ventral Groove and Thick Veins texture WereRoscoe’s Shaft

Yet it takes a trained hole to completely take the knot. The neck above the anatomically correct pouch which on dogs houses the dick is just one finger thick. So there is very little room for the anus to grasp. Unlike Gideon, WereRoscoes base is HUGE. Two massive balls textured with fur give him a secure stand and ample space to grip if you are playing with a partner.

None of his features makes WereRoscoe a gentle or beginner’s toy. In order to just take the glans, you need to be able to relax your already loose and pre-stretched sphincter very intentionally. While the barrel is huge, it is actually slightly smaller than the glans. So riding is fun due to the texture, but it does not add looseness and relaxation which could you prepare you for the knot. The knotting itself is intense though not quite as like on Gideon. There sheer volume of it is what blows your mind. And that your sphincter can barely close once knotted. While tying it possible, it will not be as tight are with Gideon because your spincter will always be a bit open.

The Massive Natural Base and almost non-existant Neck

Where to buy?

While Weredog has some retailers in the UK, the best way to order a customizable toy is through the manufacturer’s website. Especially with intense toys like Gideon and WereRoscoe, be sure you get the right firmness and not one the store’s purchases selected for you. Also, with orders from the website, you can get gorgeous limited edition colorations.

Pegger Grinder

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The SquarePeg Pegger Grinder, one of the most intense Anal Toys ever Made

Vendor: Currently none, was made by SquarePeg

Ever week I get dozens of reader questions, mostly about which toy is best for making a specific fantasy come to true or scratch a particular kinky itch. Having written over 500 reviews, 101s, etc. in the past 13½ years, most of the time I can quickly and easily answer the questions with a couple of links and a few explaining lines.

Last week, something interesting happened: Someone asked me to recommend heavily textured toys. The Pegger Grinder immediately sprung to my mind. So I went on my website, searching for the review but could not find it. Apparently, despite having been in my toy collection for almost 9 years, I never reviewed it. Worse, this toy has vanished from the internet. So, in my role as custodian of the archive of the Golden Age of Toy design, today’s review is about an intense toy you cannot buy anymore: The SquarePeg Pegger Grinder.

Construction

When it comes to silicone toys, SquarePeg is genesis. Back in 1997, Scott was the first dildo maker who discovered that the material properties of platinum silicone makes it the best material for dildo making. A trained sculptor and avid fister, silicone allowed him to mold the material in interesting shapes with delicate details to really hit the right spots. While SquarePeg toys are not the complex toys, their simplicity is genius. The Pegger Grinder is a perfect example for this philosophy.

The basis of this toy is a simple elongated cone with a dullish tip. This core is randomly textured with dull round spikes rising 5mm from the surface and having a diameter of 12mm. Below the apex, the toy tapers concavely towards a neck. Both the taper and the neck are untextured.

The Dull Spikes even Texture the Apex

At the bottom sits a pentagonal base. Due to this unusual shape you can grip the Grinder securely and twist the toy inside the hole, even when your hands are extremely lubey. At my large size toy the base is 20mm thick so it is sturdy but still thin enough to be held firmely even with smaller hands. The base is about 50% larger than the core so even when you push it in hard, once the sphincter gives in, there is no chance of accidentally pushing the entire toy into the rectum.

Initially there were three sizes: Small, Medium and Large. But since all shop listings have vanished from the internet, I can only give you measurements for my large model: 160mm of insertable length and 75mm diameter of the core’s apex + the height of the spikes around it.

The toys also came in two firmness degrees: Extra firm in black which is about Shore A10 and their signature SuperSoft in their signature Bronze color and a gray graphite, both about Shore 00-30. Next to being available in a soft firmness, so his toys could easily slip around the bend of the intestine, Scott as a fistee himself, liked two other material properties of platinum silicon: Its supersmooth surface makes gliding through the anus as easy as cleaning it (just soak the toy in hot soap water, rinse, spray sanitizer on it, done). Also, unlike the back then and sadly still most common dildo material rubber or PVC platinum silicone does emit potentially plasticizers which are easily absorbed through the rectum directly into blood stream.

The Pentagonal Base for a Secure Grip

Being so committed to quality and product safety, SquarePeg is one of the few (the only?) US toy maker, who only uses raw materials like silicone and colors in the USA.

Playing with the Pegger Grinder

If you have not noticed from the pictures already: The Pegger Grinder is an advanced player’s toy. It is made for hole which can relax and open up even under stimulation overload or even stress. Since the spikes are arranged randomly with ample space between them, they to not create a “surface” (like bed of nails) but each sticks out stimulating, irritating, barricading the anus.

Unlike other textured toys, which allow you to take the tip of the toy with ease to anchor is inside the sphincter, there are spikes even at the tip. Not upright but in a slight angle for maximum pushback against the anus. Even when your hole is gaping open, the intense stimulation will trigger a shutting tight reflex. So your top will have to struggle against a surprisingly powerful muscle. For this the sturdy base comes in handy because you really exert force. If you want to play hard with the Pegger Grinder, you need to be an experienced bottom-top-couple to get the force right. Being made out of silicone and the spikes being rounded, there is threat of scratching injuries. But too much force and/ or too little lube, can cause tears.

Even the Grinder’s Tip is Textured which makes Taking the Toy a Delightful Agony

So, why go through all this trouble? For the bliss of anal masochism! If you like to play hard, have an insatiable itch, need to be pushed HARD to finish the scene, the Pegger Grinder is the perfect tool to finish you off. It like bringing knucks to a fist fight when knuckles just won’t do anymore. Just twisting and turning the toy inside the anus in the futile attempt to coerce the sphincter to open will make most fistees tense up. Since the apex is textured with five spikes the “plop” in is extreme. Once locked inside – these five spikes will drive a HARD bargain when it comes to pulling it out again – you can start the grinding. Especially in firm, this is one of the most intense textured toys sensations you can have. Located somewhere between ecstasy and agony start slowly (gently is just the wrong word here) and gradually increase speed and time between direction changes. Most holes will quickly beg for a break. It takes an experienced (and strong!) top to know how far to push the holes that now belongs to him.

If that is not enough to make your bottom safeword in a good way, you can always resort to punching. This will require strength because the rapid stimulation is guaranteed to make even a loose hole tight. Though many scenes with the Pegger Grinder have turned into an unintended (light) punching scene: The fistee safeworded, the top pulled the Grinder out and suddenly the empty hole became greedy for the intense stimulation again. So the bottom who minutes ago begged to be relieved from the stimulation now begs to be ravished again.

You might have noticed, that this review is quite unusually top-centric for an anal toy review. To unlock the full potentially of it, the bottom needs to lay relaxed in a sling or on a fisting bench and let a top operate it. Of course you can sit down on the toy. But then you cannot twist the toy when a spike is sitting uneasy which could be fixed by a little twist. You could lay in your back, reach between your legs to push the toy in. But with this requires a tight core which is not beneficial for relaxation.

The Three Most Intense Plugs I know, all from SquarePeg: The Grinder, the Extractor and a custom Putty-Augmented Extractor

While I enjoy my large Pegger Grinder in firm, I do not know if I would recommend unless you are a really extreme and intense player. Using the toy could almost be considered work for the top because it requires so much strength. In firm is a bit of a large resort toy for particular scenes. So I sometimes wish, I had a Grinder in SuperSoft because it is a bit more universal.

Grinder was part of the Pegger three part range, a collection of heavily textured toys. There was also the Extractor which is probably to most intensely textured toy ever made. The Extractor is even more intense and due to the wide perpendicular even harder to take. If you really want escalation, the Extractor might be an option. But while a skilled top over time can make a (SuperSoft) Grinder fit in any experienced hole, there are some holes which simply cannot take the Extractor. So it is even a more niche toy. The final member of the trio is the Thrasher which is still in production. With a dull shaft raising out of the voluminous and upward textured body, it is probably one of the most unique designs by Scott. Sadly, I did not have a chance to play with it yet. If I get a chance to add it to my collection, there will be a review coming – hopefully sooner than later.

Varka, Breeder, Dragon Glyph & Echo’s Horn

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The Bad Dragon Breeder, Varka, Glyph& Echo’s Horn

Vendor: Bad Dragon

Most cultures know the rite of spring cleaning. After the dark and often due to the weather dirtier times of winter, the house gets cleaned, broken things repaired, old things looked at if they need replacement. This year, I am doing a different kind of spring housekeeping: I am reviewing four “old” Bad Dragon models which have been sitting in my playroom for quite some time.

In order to keep their product range clear, Bad Dragon retires a toy after a couple of years when they introduce new ones. Once or twice a year they release drops of so called legacy toys, so you have a chance to snatch on olden but golden toy. Last year, they added a Legacy section to their website where you can browse and buy all their more or less traditional toys. So let’s look at four older and newer toys to see how they reflect Bad Dragon’s development as a toy company.

Varka’s Heavily Textured Shaft was Sculptured by Hand

Construction

Right from the start, Bad Dragon used silicone as their material of choice for their toys. This was mainly due to manufacturing reasons. The casting molds or complete toys themselves could me sculptured by hand. This way many different small batch designs could be casted. Of course, hand sculptured molds are hard to scale (proportionally). So most of their really old, pre-CAD shaped toys are one size only.

Unlike PVC or rubber, silicone is also a material that can be cured in small batches. So it was the ideal material for a small start-up company which did not make thousands of toys in the beginning. Started by members of the furry fandom, silicone’s material properties was necessary to kick off the fantasy anthro trend. Unlike the other materials it can recreated very detailed textured and complex shapes. It comes in extremely wide range of firmness degrees so from a gently massaging texture to an almost unforgiving tugging knot, all is possible. Nowadays Bad Dragon offers four firmnesses which are Extra-Soft (Shore 00-30), Soft (Shore A2), Medium (Shore A5) and Firm (Shore A8 which I would consider a still a medium firmness). The larger a toy, the firmer it will feel because there is more mass to compress. Harder firmnesses will also make texture feel more rugged. Spikes the massage in soft firmness can actually start to feel scratchy (but will never actually scratch because the material is too soft). It will also make the toy harder to take because the more complex and rigid the surface, the harder it will be for the hole to relax and open up. If you want to ride your toy, choosing a firm base with a differently firm shaft is always a good idea because it will give the toy a better stand.

The Sloppy Second Highlight Color Flowing over Breeder’s Big Knot

Coloring is also an important part of the immersion. Getting a toys colored in the way the imagined fursona’s ref sheet helps getting into the headspace. Silicone easily takes on color pigments and can display even the most delicate shades, fades and patterns, even using effect particles like glitter, metal, glow in the dark or UV reactive ones. Over the years, Bad Dragon mastered the art of coloring and has become the industry benchmark. In order to help you decide on your preferred color, Bad Dragon was the first toy company to offer a configuration tool on their website with a real-size option to see how you dream toy might look. While the coloring configurator gives you a good impression of what you will get, from my personal experience, the sizing tool should be used with a grain of salt though. I have been ordering toys from their website for 10 years now this summer and despite a good imagination how big a toy will be and despite the sizing tool, I sometimes end up with toys which are way larger than expected or considerably smaller.

The Bulging Corners of Echo’s triangular Horn

Quiet early from the start, Bad Dragon did also offer two customizations. The most important is probably the suction cup. With this add-on a deep cup is molded into the base which creates a vacuum when being pressed against a smooth surface. This gives the toy a firm stand on the floor or allows you to attach it to a tiled wall to back onto it doggy style – just in case you are feeling knotty. The other added functionality which has been offered by Bad Dragon almost right from the start is the cum tube. It is a silicone tube which runs through the shaft until the tip of the head. At the bottom is syringe is attached which can be filled with cum lube to shoot into your rectum. Especially with large toys you need large quantities of lube to full the tube with lube before it shoots into your body. For this short-lived effect the cleaning effort increases massively. I have tried the effect several times and it was not worth the effect, increased cleaning effort and more difficult handling (the cum tube and syringe is permanently attached to the toy and dangles around). But after every Bad Dragon review I publish, I get several messages by people who are in love with their cum shooting toy. So before you choose one, I recommend trying it out with a friend’s toys if the added sensation is worth everything it entails. Or buy a Lil’Squirt from Bad Dragon as a try out toy.

If you choose to get a cum tube, you must only use it with water-based lube! The silicone oil in silicone lube disintegrates silicone. First it gets sticky and then solvates the toy. So stick to water or oil-based lube. This is a good segway into the material properties of platinum silicone.

The Deep Suction Cups on the Bases of the Toys

For stuffing toys into your rectum, a body part lined with a mucosa which is very absorbent, platinum silicone toys have become the gold standard. Unlike PVC and rubber toy which can emit dangerous plasticizers, silicone toys are 100% body safe. Because of this, you must not store your silicone toys together with toys made from other materials since even the plasticizer fumes can damage silicone. Generally speaking, I recommend storing silicone toys upright in a ventilated space. Especially very soft silicone can easily get dents or creases. Silicone toys are also easy to clean. Simply throw them in warm soap water, let it soak, rinse the soap off, spray sanitizer on them and you are got to use them again. This makes them perfect for group settings where multiple holes await stuffing. The supermsooth surface of silicone not only makes them glide in more easily but also makes it much harder to bacteria to linger.

Playing Varka

Just by looking at the shape and texture, you can tell that Varka is the oldest of the four toys. Being sculptured by hand, it lacks the detailed micro-texture that Bad Dragon is now famous for. But this is not necessarily a bad thing. Varka feels a bit like a Square Peg toy. Shaped by the hand of anal aficionado, it is more designed to hit the right spots HARD instead of recreating the look and feel a perverted mind has dreamt off.

The Tips on Top of Varka’s Dull Glans

Varka starts out with a very pointy oval tip, taking inspiration from the protruding urethra of canine dicks. From there thick skeins flow into a dullish glans section with a bulging glans rim. The thick shaft is texture with the same lateral skeins. Two thirds down the toy, a massive knot grows out of the shaft with a whopping shaft-to-knot ratio of 1:1.5! The entire knot is rugged with lateral skeins & ridges and bulges. At the bottom it very steeply and quickly tapers back to a relatively long neck that is only slight thicker than the shaft. Like all parts of this toy, this section is also textured with skeins. The entire toy is sitting on a flat, round base, large enough to not accidentally taking the toy whole.

Like I said, Varka was sculpture by someone who knew anal anatomy and how a toy must be shaped like to hit the right spots. The small tips is perfect for anchoring the toy inside the anus. Yet due to the steep slopes leading to a dullish glans, it is not a beginner’s top. There is no gradually opening up but is forcefully demanding access into the anus. When relaxed, the varied textured on top of the glans can stimulate the many nerve endings inside the spincter, especially when twisting and turning, trying to coerce it to open up. For experienced player, this can be tantalizingly horny. But for novices, the textured will make their sphincter clench. Especially on the sides, the glans is bulging over the shaft. In skilled hands, this can be used to apply pressure onto the prostate.

Varka’s Heavily Textured Knot

The textured shaft is best experienced in the hands of a top. When twisting inside the hole, the deep texture is very stimulating. When riding, you can feel it a bit but you have to focus on it more since the texture is only lateral.

Bascially the same applies for the knotting. Being so heavily textured, taking the knot is more difficult than smooth bulging knots on anatomically correct K9 toys. When pressing down on your own, you can slowly feel bulges and ridges slipping through your anus, gradually increasing the feeling of fullness and pressure. Due to the deep texture, it is almost impossible to twist the toy inside the anus. Turning it inside the rectum is a completely different thing! The prostate and sensitive mucosa will be heavily stimulated, much like fingers moving inside the ass. Since the neck is also textured and since the shaft will most likely be locked inside the second spincter, this can lead to a stimulation overload. Beware when pushing or pulling the knot out! Since it is so dull at the bottom, it can really lock inside the anus! The deknotting is intense and some testees experienced intense prostate stimulation because of the knot’s pressure.

Overall, Varka is definitively not for novices, but in regards of taking the toy and processing the stimulations. Especially since it is more sculptural than fantasy designed, it is a very intense toy that can push all the right buttons – especially when you can lay back & relax and let skilled hands handle the toy.

The Gently Tapering Glans of Breeder with his S-Shaped Body

Playing with Breeder

Just due to the name, I have gotten many review requests for this legacy toy. And what color could I choose but his signature with the white color dripping over the slightly glittering black shaft resting on an almost screaming red base?

Unlike Varka, Breeder is a good beginner’s toy for those who want to take the next step. While the glans is flat and wide, it has a nice steep cone shape. So taking it perpendicularly should be easy. If you have a partner to train with, let him twist the tip inside your anus for gradually opening it up.

Starting with the glans, the entire shaft is a stack of three wide swellings that bulge at the apex. It has an s-shape, with the glans strongly curving forward. When riding the toy firmly sitting on the floor, this shape creates pressure against the anus and prostate. It is not so intense that you cannot comfortably take the toy but enough for the small bumps texturing the ventral groove and the ridges marking the apex of the swelling being very noticeable.

Breeder’s Ventra Groove is Slightly Textured with Bumps

Below the shaft sits a thick knot which only slightly bulges to the side but massively backwards. The two spheres taper steeply for easy taking the knot. There is also a small recess in the middle between them so they can be compressed a bit. The bottom of the knot is also quite dull so it first locks tightly and deknotting is a challenge. The neck is short but long enough for the sphincter to close and rest comfortably around it.

The base is elongated and relatively thin. Thus being flexible, the vacuum of the suction cup is quite strong. Also, it is shaped like the pouch most dragon furries apparently believe the pouch the dick is stored inside a wyrm’s body looks like.

Like most toys, Breeder is the most fun in the hands of a skilled operator. The s-curve is something I have never seen so extremely articulated on another anal toy. So turning the toy inside someone an lead to interesting and unique effects and feelings. When riding it on your own, it can feel a bit weird. When you are a beginner, you might want to turn the toy 90° so the oval shape of the toy aligns with the slit shape of your anus for easier taking. Depending on your anatomy, doing so will either guide the glans towads your second hole or encourage the toy to curl up inside your rectum. The feeling it hard to describe and quite unique. If you have a sweet spot for particular feeling toys, give Breeder a change. Especially since it is also available in smaller sizes too!

Glyph’s Small Glans is Slightly yet Noticable Textured

Playing with Glyph

When I first got Glyph into my hands, my initial reaction was “Training toy for really double fistees who want to train depth.” This first impression was quickly validated by my testees.

The toy starts out with a really tiny glans which is slightly textued. A ridged of two horn like spikes from the tip and a cluster of very small bumps around the glans rim. The rim is slightly bulging with a minimal glans drop. Below the glans drop sits a slight bulge around the shaft which converges onto to a lateral groove running down the top of the shaft. Down from the bulge it slightly tapers wider for about one third of the toy length. The sides are very shallowly textured with wave-like ridges.

Ideal for Going Deep: Glyph’s Small and Bendy Shaft

At the halftway point, suddenly a MASSIVE knot consisting of a cluster of six HUGE bulges stacked on top and next to each other appears. It almost looks comically to have a small, almost frail looking shaft with a glans sitting on top of this almost disproportional, sinuous knot amalgam.

Taking the knot is a bit of a challenge. Since there are so many thick skeins and voluminous bulges creating the knot, there for a complex pattern of steep slopes and dull recesses. So while on side the knot is almost easily slipping in, on the other side a wide and dull section might keep the sphincter from opening up. In theory, the complex yet flowing shape of the knot makes it interesting to turn inside the hole. But in order to enjoy it and relaxes enough for easy turning instead of fighting against the stretch, the anus must be really loose and relaxed.

This Knot can only be described as MASSIVE

Since the shaft sits on top of the big knot, it easily bends towards the way of lowest resistance. This leads to my assessment of the toy: While the textured glans might not be the best tool to open up the sensitive second sphincter, the shaft being led by the glans can easily bend to follow the winding paths deeper into the lower intestine. The shaft is not thick or heavily textured, so it can stretch this sensitive body part. At the same time, the ginormous knot can full even the largest of rectums. Doing so can lead to a sensation overload. While the sensitive sigmoid can signal intense stimulations, the anus and rectum will be full of pressure feeling, especially when choosing the XL. So even when you are an ass slut, maybe go for the large instead of the largest available size. While it is a horny toy to take when you are very experienced, it is hard to enjoy it in a relaxed way.

Echo’s Pointy Horn

Playing with Echo’s Horn

Sometimes I am surprised how quickly toys get retired and I wondered why. I ordered Echo’s Horn early 2024 and when I got ready to review it some months later, it was already gone from the website. So I put it on the shelf because posting an article about a toy which is not available anymore usually leads to a surge of message asking where you can buy it. So when Bad Dragon introduced their Legacy page, I was happy to find Echo’s Horn there so I can review it.

The shape is rather simple: It is basically a rhino’s horn. So it is a roughly triangular cone bending inwards while increasing in diameter. About one fifth down from the tip the left and right corners are slightly bulging. The entire shaft is textured with wavy perpendicular ridges which get increasingly wider and deeper down the shaft. The base is round and slightly larger than the toy. It is textured with lateral, fur like texture. So if you feel a drastic change of texture inside you anus, you better stop pushing down.

Riding Echo’s Horn is for the texture junkies like me. The consistent massage of the pattern on your sphincter and depending on your anatomy also prostate is almost meditative. While a top can try to project the tips towards specific body parts and try to twist the toy, this is a bit difficult. Even with a deep suction cup, the toy is hard to grip and to turn because the body is so massive and heavy. Most of my testees and I agree, this horn is best enjoyed sitting on a yoga block, you bounding on it while listening to a hypno file or watching a piston fucking porn.

When Riding Echo’s Horn, the Even and Deep Texture will give your Anus an almost hypnotic Massage

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The Fruity Bee Toys Shroomy and Lilac Experience

Vendor: Fruity Bee Toys

Yesterday was Valentine’s Day and maybe some of you are still in the dog house because you forgot to get your loved one something special. Originating in Roman traditions this day was turned into a commercial opportunity in the middle of the 19th century becoming one of the major holidays of consumerism. And while this website primary audience have always been gay men*, especially the weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day, I get a lot of questions what to get a kinky lady*.

In old ToyTorture.com tradition, I am arriving late to the party with this review. Fruity Bee Toys is a relatively new toys brand from Germany who has a female customer in mind. Their designs are a bit more delicate and less wider, bigger, more intense than designs from other toy companies. This is also reflected in their size range. While all toys are available in different sizes, at max. diameters just going beyond 5cm diameter, they are not for fist sluts or size queens.

At this point I want to explicitly thank the FtMs in my testee panel who gave me valuable insights how well these toys play in the front yard.

Lilac’s Tip. You can see how quickly silicone attracks dust

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Every orifice that we can stick toys into our body is at least partly lined with a mucosa that can absorb substances quite easily. Because of this, using only body safe toys is important. So almost a decade I have only reviewed stainless steel and primarily platinum silicone toys which is the sole material Fruity Bee Toys uses. Unlike PVC or rubber which can emit potentially dangerous plasticizers, platinum cured silicone is 100% body safe. The supersmooth surface makes not only taking the toy a bit easier but also makes it more difficult for bacteria to linger. Cleaning is easy by throwing it into hot water with dish soap, rinse and spray sanitizer on it after drying. Like all toys, platinum silicone toys should only be with alike materials since plasticizers can destroy other materials when touching or even being exposed to the vapors. The same accounts for silicone oil which will solvate silicone. Because of this, silicone toys must not be used with silicone lube but only water or oil based ones.

The Floral Relief on Shroomy’s Base

Also for toy making itself, silicone is a superior material: The originally milky-white material takes on colors and effect particles very easily. Fruity Bee Toys offer 32 different colors, either as solids or two and three color marbles. I ordered my toys as “surprise me” since I like to see how a manufacturer sees and wants to present themselves. My guess is, being a female oriented company, they chose to white and pastel marbles. But they also offer darker and more andro-associated combos. Silicone also comes in a wide range of firmnesses. Their range is between Shore 00-50 and A10 so a bit on the medium to firmer end of the range which considering their designs make sense.

Playing the Lilac Experience

According to their website, Fruity Bee Toys takes their inspiration from nature. This theme is very present at this toy. The upper third of the shaft is textured with dozens of lilac blossoms next to each other. It is slightly curving inwards towards the tip of the toy until it ends in a small cluster of tiny closed buds. The rest of the shaft is textured with the relief of wide leaves wrapping around the straight shaft. At the bottom the shaft it steeply tapers into a base about twice the diameter of the toy. So there is not chance of accidentally taking it fully. Sticking with the nature theme, the base is textured with different flowers blossoms and butterflies.

The Upward Bending Tiü of Lilac Experience

The highly textured tip is made for intense stimulations yet slow play. The cluster of cups in shape of the calyxes create tiny sucking vacuums and flexible blossom borders massage the surface. Slowly moving the toy, applying pressure and twisting it gently gives the texture the time to grip and release which creates the strongest feelings. Using the toy rapidly will give you the feeling of a slightly coarse yet even surface. The effect comes out the strongest at nerve-end rich body regions like the anus lips and prostate. According to my FtM testees, the upward curvature makes this toy especially good for targeting the g-spot when fucking. They also gave the tip good grades for clitoral stimulation.

The Shallow Texture of the Leaves Around Lilac’s Shaft

The texture of the shaft is almost unnoticeable, especially when riding it. If you really focus on them while turning the toy in the hole(s), you can feel the lateral edges but they are too many, too shallow and too random to create a flow experience like when two big vein or ventral grooves cover a shaft.

At first I considered the flowers around the base just a nice design element. But they are actually useful. The Lilac is a toy which requires very precise steering. The added texture of the florals adds a good amount of grip to the otherwise smooth and round base.

The Lilac Experience has an insertable length of about 20.5cm and a max diameter of 4.5cm, costs 79.99€ and is exclusively available at Fruity Bee Toys website. In addition to it, there is also the Lilac Sensation for 49.99€which is both smaller and shorter. Its tip also does not have the curvature. If you own this toy or have played with it, please let me know how it feels!

Shroomy’s Lightly Texture Head

Playing with the Shroomy

Like on the Lilac you can immediately tell nature’s inspiration for the Shroomy. The tip is softly tapering a double-cone, much like on a mushroom. The upper conies texture with shallow and flat dots, three-dimensional recreating the pattern of a fly agaric (plus one heart shaped one I guess for cuteness). Starting downwards from the apex and going over a spherical thickening in the middle of the shaft are lateral lamellae like you would find in the underside of a mushroom. Below the central bulge the shaft slightly widens and is texture with faint twines. The flat round base is yet again textured with blossoms.

While the Lilac is a toy that plays with subtlety, the Shroomy is blunt: It is made for pressure stimulation, either on the prostate of the g-spot. The cone shape allows to grind and attack these sensitive areas precisely. One of my bi testees called the toy a “bottle opener” since handled correctly, it makes prostate fluids flow and front holes squirts. While the shallow dots on the top are a nice design feature, you do not really feel them. If you are not that stretched, the added friction makes taking the toy actually a bit more difficult. So the Shroomy is not a width training plug but made for welcoming and accommodating holes.

The Texture of Shroomy’s Shaft

The lamellae are also a nice visual touch. But when you are so tight, you can still noticeable feel them, taking the head will probably be a challenge. Same accounts for the bulge in the middle: Nice indicator how deep you have already taken the toy. But if it gives you a noticeable stretch sensation of helps to keep the toy locked deep inside you during longterm, taking the head out will be busting.

When playing with the Shroomy, you have to be a bit careful not to get too greedy because the base is only slightly smaller than the head diameter. Since the Shroomy is designed to put pressure on sensitive areas, I would have wished for a more ergonomic (= elongated) base. The base is small enough to fit comfortably between your cheeks or thighs for long term wear but an ergonomic base would be even more comfortable.

The Shroomy comes in two sizes which both have an insertable length of 12.5cm: The Destroying Angle with head diameter of 4.8cm at 39.99€ and the Death Cap measuring 4cm in diameter at 29.99€.