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Anubis, Amon & Jonas

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Bad Dragon’s Jason, Anubis & Amon

Vendor: Bad Dragon

From the clicks and searches on this little website, I can clearly see that we have passed the mid of Locktober. Every year, the hornier and more desperate for other ways and places of stimulation chaste guys get, the interest in anal toys increases dramatically. To give you some inspiration, let’s look at some naughty anthro dicks from Bad Dragon. From their shape, they are not what I would recommend absolute beginners (these Bad Dragons are). But if you are curious and have learned to voluntarily relax your sphincter, theses beasts have some undiscovered pleasures for your.

Construction

If you are new to anal toys, you want to only look for toys made out of platinum silicone. Unlike vinyl/ PVC or rubber which both can emit hazardous plasticizers, platinum silicone is a 100% body safe if body safe colors are being used (there are a couple companies from China which toys I would not put into me for that reason). Its super-smooth surface makes in not only easier to take up your ass but also makes it harder for bacteria to linger. Additionally, it is easy to clean. Theoretically you can autoclave it but it is sufficient to let the toys soak in hot water with dish soap, rinse, dry and spray sanitizer on it, making them perfect for group settings where they need to be cleaned quickly between partners. Because especially softer silicone creases easily, store it upright and not together with vinly or rubber toys. The plasticizers these materials emit will damage your silicone toys! Another potential cause for damage is silicone lube. The silicone oil inside the lube will first make the toy sticky and disintegrate it over time. Please stick to water or oil based lubes if you want to use your high quality toys for years to cum.

The Almost Useless Fin on Jason’s Base

Luckily, from the foundation all Bad Dragon toys are made out of platinum silicone with body-safe colors so you do not have to worry when using them. Besides being body safe for their user, the manufacturing properties of platinum silicone are essential for the iconic toys Bad Dragon creates. Unlike other materials insertables are made out off, silicon can render fine texture. It also comes in an extremely wide range of possible firmnesses from which Bad Dragon offers four: Extra-Soft (Shore 00-30), Soft (Shore A2), Medium (Shore A5) and Firm (Shore A8 which I would consider a still a medium firmness). The larger the toy, the firmer is will feel. While a tiny toy in extra-soft might be so floppy, you can hardly insert it, in XL it might just have the satisfying squish to gently penetrate your anus and fill your colon. On the other end of the spectrum, a small firm toy might be perfect for penetrating your sphincter into bliss while the XL is too rigid to go around the bends in your colon. Texture has a similar effect: The more texture, the more friction is there which can even lead to making it more difficult to relax your anus. So a similarly sized toy in same firmness with more texture will be harder to take.

So why add texture at all? There two major sources for stimulation sensations in your rectum (three if you have a prostate): The sense of pressure and the sense of friction. Pressure is done through increasing diameter, for example in taking a knot of a canine inspired toy. Friction is created through texture. That is why a veiny dick feels more stimulation than a smooth rod. Your anus is one of the body areas with the highest density of nerve endings which reacts to even subtle simulations. Because of this there is such a wide range of different toys with endless combinations of pressure and friction patterns. And every anus and every level of experience has their sweetspot of these combinations. Just buying the toy with the largest shaft-to-knot ration or the deepest texture will not be satisfying! Especially when you are starting out your anal journey or are warming up for a session, starting with something soft and thus enticing seduces the sphincter to open and prevents damages. Sometimes you might look for soft waves of stimulations while on other days you want a forceful knotting. This is the reason why most anal aficionados have a large and most of the time ever growing collection of toys because each toy scratches a specific itch only THAT toy can scratch.

The three-dimensional Aurora Coloration on Amon’s Shaft

Some are collectors for colors and coloring patterns. One of the material properties of silicone is that it takes on coloring so well. They are reproduced brightly and to not fade over time. But they can face into each others or create hard borders between them, be UV reactive or glow in the dark. Bad Dragon has mastered the art of colorations. It has happened that I have just bought a toys because it is pretty. Obviously, the color does not effect at all how the toy feels, except immersion when you are a furry and the coloring align with your fursona. But if you have a large selection of toys, are lying in the sling and have a craving for a specific toys, being able to identify it (under scene lighting!) to your top is a great feature.

Once you have defined the size, firmness and color of your toys, you can choose some add-ons. The most important ones are suction cups and their vac-u-lock hole called Dragon Mount. Especially when the toys gets larger, a firm stand is important so it does not move away when you are seducing your sphincter to open up. Especially when wanting to go deep, mounting the toy to a tile wall and backing onto it, might be the best way to take it. For this, either get a suction cup or a Dragon Mount to put on a vac-u-lock suction cup – or a fucking machine. Especially when you are playing with an partner who is stuffing you, I recommend the Dragon Mount because your partner can put a finger into it which makes guiding the toy more easily. Sadly, these accessories (if you are a bossy bottom, a subby top can also fall under this category) can only so much heavy lifting. The larger a toy gets, the heavier it becomes. Only a few very expensive heavy duty fuck machines can handle XL toys and a thumb can only support so much weight on its own. So for the largest toys, stick to the suction cup.

Anubis Shaft with Heavy Pattern Texutre

A bit controversial for me accessory is the cum tube. This is a tube leading to the tip of the toy’s glans with a syringe attached to it for shooting cum lube into you, creating the immersion of a cumshot. From my limited experience with friends’ toys, neither the shooting pressure nor the amount are really satisfactory, especially on larger toys. For this short-lived effect the cleaning effort increases massively because in order to prevent mould, the tube must be cleared of lube completely and dry before storing.

Playing Anubis

From the three toys reviewed today, Anubis is probably the most gentle one to take.

It starts out with a pointy tapering glans that has a glans rim for once having opening up your anus to pop in. The shaft bottom of the shaft is made out of a number of bulges both lateral and medial which very softly structure and gradually increase the diameter it. The top is a steep slope which it textured by shallow pattern inspired by ancient Egyptian art. The knot is formed by two evenly bulging, round spheres. While compared to other more realistic K9 toys this knot is a softer one, this is contradicted by the textured, similar texture to the one on top of the shaft. Anubis base are two thick and furry realistic anthro testicles which provide great grip inside yours or your top’s hands.

The Thick Balls Forming Anubis’s Base

Classifying Anubis is a bit hard. The soft bulges and steep tapering are ideal for gradually opening up the hole. Also, since after each section, it tapers to a considerably small diameter, creating both intense stretching sensations and resting points. Even if you cannot knot Anubis (for quite some time), the stretching sensation of the bulging shaft is already quite stimulating both getting in and out. However, the friction of the pattern will cause the sphincter to clench a bit. If you are a beginner and/ or are playing on your own, I would recommend getting it in soft so that the texture is easily compressed. In theory, Anubis is a good toy to get in extra-soft. But the distinct separation in separate sections through the intense tapering will make the toy bend and flop around, making it hard to control. If you are riding it and are not loose, it will bend away instead of popping in.

Anubis‘ Point Head for Easy Insertion

Due to the patterned areas and the bulges on the shaft, Anubis will probably be a good toy to use with a partner. Since every anus is different, different areas of it will react different to stimulations from different parts of Anubis. So having a top who can twist, apply more pressure of the different quadrants of the toy, maximizes the fun. So all things considered, if you are a locked boy and want to dive deeper into anal stimulation, getting a soft Anubis in a sensible size to be controlled by your keyholder might be the way to go.

Playing with Amon

I pondered quite a while which toys would come next in the intensity ranking of this review. Finally, I decided on Amon.

Amon’s Dull Head, Textured by a few Bumps

Compared to Anubis Amon’s glans is relatively dull with a pointy tip. If you maneuver this tiny tip into the hole for an intial opening up, it does not do much because there are two shallow bumps left and right of it making the glans even wider. While there is a bit of a glans drop on the top, the shallow bump in the transition to the shaft on the body and the two thick bulgey and textured veins left and right make it almost unnoticeable.

The bottom of the shaft is relatively easy. Divided by a smooth and shallow ventral groove two bulges stacked on top of each others for the top of the shaft. The bottom is crazy. Framed by the two veins running from the glans is a flat surface. Out of this plain flows an increasingly pointy ridge textured by shallow scales. This lead to an interesting bulging pattern: On the first bulge/ body, the diameter increases forward, while on the second bulge/ knot, the diameter increases backwards.

The entire toy sits on a round base with a wider diameter so there is no chance of accidentally swallowing it as a whole.

The Heavily Textured Bottom of Amon’s Shaft

It is a bit hard to tell whether Amon is better enjoyed along or with a partner. Amon is what I call a Janus toy. When you ride it alone, you feel “blunt” sensations of the bulging of the shaft. It feels a bit like a too blunt, maybe a bit cumbersome knotty toy which is a bit stubborn to take but none of the less horny. The stubborn resistance of the uneven stretch can actually be horny when you are greedy and open. It is most definitively not a toy to start with. A skilled partner can take advantage of the asymmetrically shaped shaft, using the ridges of the flat area to scratch the apex of the anus, press the buldge against the prostate and twist Amon to turn an easy slipping in into a tough pulling out. The asymmetry of the toy actually invited me to experiment a bit with the toy when playing on my own. Turning it 90° when riding Amon, transforms the sensation completely. When soft and even knots are starting to bore you, give Amon a go to switch up your stretching game!

Playing with Jonas

While Jonas’ glans tapers more steeply than Amon’s, it is rugged and heavily textured. In the hands of a top who just teases and twists it inside your anus, can make it clench. Especially the exposed bulges which feel like small wings left and right on the top can either intensely stimulate through flapping or grind your hole, depending on the firmness of the toy. The bottom of the glans it textured by a slightly wider but equally tall raising ventral groove which is textured by bumps.

Jason’s Rugged Glans

The glans is a prefix or rather a pretaste of the entire toy. Directly below the glans is the knot which is one single forward roundly sphere. But, it is heavily textured with scale like ridges. They are more shallow at the bottom and converge to a spikey tip at the top. Below the knot is a long neck as thick as the section below the wings of the glans. It is characterized by one final deep, jagged ridge in the middle.

The base is round and wide with two thin 5cm tall wing-like spikes raising up in a 45° angle. The fins/ horns/ spike leave raising out of the base are purely decorative. First, I thought they would be for clitoral stimulation or add some other benefits for front holes. But after lending it out to some FtM testees they could not figure out what they are for. They are cool design element, adding to the overall aquatic theme of the backstory of the toy. In theory, the add stimulation when knotting Jonas, caressing your ass cheeks or thighs, depending which hole you stuff it in. But since the knot is so intensely textured, it is hard to notice the added stimulation at all.

Jason’s Knot is Heavily Textured

Jonas is both a single or couple play toy. Since the texture is fairly evenly distributed, riding Jonas provides as much pleasure as having it stuffed into your ass. Turning Jason requires a bit of finess. Since the anus is not round but oval, turning the toy perpendicular can increase resistance or emphasis the scratching of the deeper texture on one side.

When ordering Jonas, I strongly suggest erring on the softer side of the spectrum. Jonas in medium will feel like an ordeal, in firm it will be excruciating. If you are into really intense texture play, a firm might make sense, but it will be far from a smooth ride. Especially the deep, jagged ridge on the neck below the knot will make it hard to pull out comfortably. If you are into it, give it a try. But for the rest, I recommend a soft or actually extra-soft. Since Jonas is so compact, it might actually be one of the few toys which work in extra-soft. Yes, it will be a bit top-heavy and might tip over. But since the neck below the knot is so thick, Jonas will probably stand up straight. Reducing the firmness to Shore 00-30 will decrease the intensity of the heavy texture drastically to an intense massage.

Wonder

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The Friendly Toys Wonder 36

Vendor: Friendly Toys

Following the Good Friday review, I wanted to go on hiatus because until mid-June I have something going on each weekend so writing the reviews would be extra-stressful. But last Thursday, my dear friend Westmind (BSKY/ IG) sent me a picture of a pile of toys asking me if I knew the ripped toy in the middle. Of course, I immediately identified it was the Friendly Toy Wonder and went to ToyTorture.com to look up the link to the review. But there was none. Apparently, I took pictures of the toy in November but forgot to write the actual review. So with my biggest apologies, I dedicate this review to Westmind, hoping it will him help make up his mind regarding this toy!

Construction

At between 350mm and 400mm insertable length, the Wonder is clearly a depth toy. The basic shape of the toy is a cone-shaped core onto which increasingly deeper and wider fins are attached on the wide side of the oval. The fins of each level converge on the narrow side, texturing it with shallow ribs. On top of the body sits an oval cone-shaped tip, giving the Wonder the appearance of an sleek upscale Christmas decoration item. Between the lowest fin and the base is a big gape so you can comfortably knot the toy. The base is considerably larger than the largest diameter so there is little chance of swallowing the toy completely. Its thickness is nice for good ergonomics when holding it as a top. In the middle is a vac-u-lock hole so you can either attach the Wonder to a grip or fuck machine or use it as a guiding hole for your thumb when topping a fistee with it.

The Friendly Toys Pig Logo on the Wonder’s Sturdy Base

Like every anal toy start up in the last 10 years, Friendly Toys makes their sculptures out of platinum silicone. This makes them 100% body safe and easy to clean. Its super smooth surface facilitates easy insertion – if you stick to water or oil based lubes. Sadly, the silicone oil in silicone lube disintegrates the surface of silicone toys, making them sticky and destroying them over time. So stay away from silicone lube when playing with silicone toys. After play, silicone can be cleaned easily by letting the toy soak in warm soap water, let dry and finally spray sanitizer on the toy.

While platinum silicone can come in various firmness degrees, Friendly Toy only uses Shore 00-30 which is quite soft. Silicone can also be easily colored. At the moment, Friendly Toys offers only solid colors and no patterns like marbles or fades. You can choose between a hot pink, bright orange, slightly greenish yellow, purplish blue, deep teal and classic black.

The Wonder comes in three sizes with the name corresponding to the maximum diameter in inch: The 32 with 350mm insertable length and 80mm diameter, 36 at 380/90mm which I have in my toy collection and the 40 at 400/100 which is currently the largest model. There was chatter on Bluesky on an even larger Wonder 42 being in development which would probably be around 430/11. But due to the deep fins, the Wonder 40 is already difficult enough to get out of the mold. So no idea if they will ever manage that. And to be frank, the Wonder 38, let alone the Wonder 40 is already large enough because…

The Perfectly Tapering Tip on the Wonder

Playing with Wonder

… is a toy for really experienced bottoms with LOOSE holes. While the slope of the tip has the steepness sweetspot for easily opening up the anus, so the toy locks easily in place, even the shallower fins on top are already what I consider intense texture. Their plopping-in sensation is already quite strong, stimulating the anus intensely, leading to some tenseness. And it gets only more and more extreme as you ride down to toy.

In order the ride the toy, you need loads of lube as the surface area is HUGE. Be prepared to spend almost half a bottle of lube to get Wonder slick and slippery.

The final drawback is its ergonomics. The core is relatively small compared to the large mass being attached to it. This in combination with the length and the soft material, makes the Wonder hard to control. When putting it on the ground and squatting over it, it takes some coordination for the toy not to bend away. Once you have taken about one quarter of the toy, these worries melt away and leave pure bliss!

The Increasingly Deeper Fins on Wonder’s Body

If you are open & loose to take a heavily textured toy deep, the Wonder is a must buy! No toy massages the anus lips, the prostate and the second sphincter more rhythmically than the Wonder! Once you have started taking it deep, the genius of the design starts to shine. The steeply tapering tip is sturdy and stiff enough to open up the second sphincter. If a top operates the toy, through twisting the oval shape can actually help this sphincter to open up. Due to texture below the tip being a bit less intense, the second hole does not instantly get overstimulated while the deeper texture down the shaft will put the anus into overdrive already. Though do not be mistaken: The Wonder is NOT a depth training toy! Your second hole needs to be desensitized and trained in order to let the Wonder in with more or probably less ease.

Ususally I say, buy the toy for the hole you want to have not the hole you have. But for the Wonder, I actually recommend starting with the smallest size and eventually work your way up. The 32 is easier to control and easier to take deep while offering plenty of fun even for pro holes. Especially when you tend towards more aggressive, high intensity/ velocity play, the shorter, easier to control toy is a bit more fun. While I do not regret choosing the 36 at Dore Alley last year (the 40 was not release back then), I sometimes wish I would have gotten the 32 which I might have knotted already.

The Vac-U-Lock Hole in the Bottom of Wonder’s Base

If you cannot handle depth at all, take a look at Friendly Toys’ Bloomer which is basically the fins of the Wonder only in short. While looking alike, I assume the ergonomics will be very different. Being shorter, the toy will be considerably blunter, putting more stress on the anus. Maybe, one day I will review these toy too.

Where to buy?

The Wonder, like all Friendly Toys, are sold directly through their website. All three sizes are around one ballpark pricewise with the Wonder 32 starting at 138.95€ and the Wonder 40 only costing 32€ more.

C-Twister

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The Organotoy C-Twister, the lovechild of a stallion and a unicorn

Vendor: Organotoy

Construction

The origin story of Organotoy is very similar to the one of SquarePeg: Olli, an anal aficionado being disappointed by the toys offered which neither had the quality nor the design to scratch his itches. His main concerns were the dangerous plasticizers which PVC and rubber toys emit (we probably all remember the acrid stink the first cheap toys we bought as young gays had) and which were absorbed by the rectum’s mucosa fucking at best “just” with the hormonal system, causing cancer at worst. His material of choice – platinum silicon – did not have these issues. It is in fact 100% body safe. Its supersmooth surface does not only keep bacteria from lingering but lets the toy also slide in more easily. To keep it gliding and nice for years (and actually decades to come), silicone toys must only be used with water or oil based lubes. The silicone oil in silicone lube solvated the surfaces, makes it sticky and will disintegrate the toy over time. In order to keep silicone toys in top shape, clean them after play (and between partners): Throw them in warm soap water (or do what I do and take a bath with them), rinse the lube and soap water off, let dry and spray sanitizer on them. Ready to go!

The Deep Suction Cup inside the Easy to Grip Base

Silicone is also the material of choice for interesting shapes and designs. It can recreate fine details and complex shapes. Since every toys needs to be poured by hand, they are significantly more expensive than mass-produced PVC or rubber toys. But since silicone takes on color particles easily, you can individualize the toys easily. Organotoy offers 45 different colors, some with effects like glow in the dark, UV reaction or glitter. The colors can be ordered in solid, fades or marbles from delicate to bold spots. If that is not enough, you can order custom airbrush designs like I had done on the first Sit-Plug I designed for my BF. Silicone also comes in a wide range of firmness degrees. As a standard Organotoy covers the standard from a squishy Shore 00-30, a true medium Shore A5 and rather firm Shore A10 (which is a bit firmer than the Bad Dragon firm). If you want any softer or really HARD, you can always ask them for a custom firmness.

One nice aspect of CAD developing and 3D printing of the molds which Organotoy is doing is that toy designs can be easily scaled. So the C-Twister is available from a tiny XS to a massive XL. So interesting and stimulating toy designs are not being gatekept for fist sluts but are available to (almost) every experience level.

The heavily Texture Glans sits at a 45° Angel on the Shaft

Playing with C-Twister

I intentionally write “almost” because despite being made in tiny sizes this toy is not made for anal play out of the box. Organotoy called the design inspiration equally equine and unicorn. Even without knowing this, when I first saw the design, I though “interesting flared horse dick.” The toy starts out with a round glans which is sitting on a 45° angel on the shaft. Starting from a small urethra in the middle it is formed by a thick strand in spiral. Especially in my light brown marble coloration it looks like a sticky bun (in related news: check out my socials and search for #Mohnday). On the last layer of the spiral the strand turns into a rope, adding a helix texture to it.

The body is one spike cone of a rope helix with increasing thread thickness. Lateral grooves imitate the texture of hemp bondage rope. Over the length of the shaft the helix has four twists, giving is the body ample texture.

The shaft sits onto of a thick and wide base which takes inspiration from the pouch a horse’s dick rests in. It is large enough to no swallow the toy by accident and gives the toy a sturdy stand. The entire base is one big suction cup so you can either mount it on the floor or on a tiled wall to fuck yourself with it.

The Helix Shaped and Groove Textured Shaft

In order to do so, you need to pre-stretch your sphincter (and depending on the toys size and your ambition your second one too) well. Due to the glans sitting in a 45° angel, the top of the dildo is dull, wide and textured – all factors which hinder your anus to relax. There is no easy entry, no direction you can twist the toy for a more nimble or anatomically welcoming configuration. You can either take the C-Twister or you cannot.

But, if you are experienced and well stretched and enjoy texture, the C-Twister is pure bliss. The complex shape and delicate lateral texture stimulate the many nerve endings inside your rectum intensely. You can really tell, that the toy was designed by someone who knows how the anatomy and nerve endings in your butt work. Both shape and the texture covering it are prominent enough for maximum stimulation yet not so deep that they create too much friction when pushing it. When sitting down on the toy, you can really feel it sucking itself into the rectum, like a screw being drilled into the threaded hole. While the glans drop is intense with a real significant “plop” when pushing it, the almost vertical, textured slop on top of the glans was made to attack the prostate.

The Massive and Textured Glans Drop on Top of the Glans

The C-Twister is a toy which can be enjoyed thoroughly alone. Personally, I have mounted it on a yoga block so I could twist and turn it myself when riding it. But this fun is outshined when a top is operating the toy for you. Pushing the toy in, turning it clockwise, has an almost hypnotic vortex effect. The ass lips are just flying over the shallow texture, sucking the toy in. If you are REALLY stretched and/ or have a mean fister, he will turn the toy counter clockwise, adding resistance and an even more intense massage of the texture. The welts forming the base allow for a good and somewhat secure grip, even with lubey hands. So the C-Twister can comfortably and demandingly be operated.

Where to buy?

Organotoy does not have whole sellers so you have to order the toy from their website. For a textured toy like the C-Twister this also my recommendation because then you get it exactly in the firmness your hole needs and the design your playroom aesthetic desires. The XS starts are an inexpensive 45.99€ and goes up all the way to 275.99€ for the MASSIVE XL. Mine is an L which is plenty of toy and fun for a hole that can significantly larger yet less textured toys. So don’t let your eyes become too greedy with this intensely textured toy and maybe for a smaller size you usually would.

HotKinkyJo Bulge Ball & Traffic Cone

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The MHT Traffic Cone and HotKinkyJo Bulge Ball

Vendor: Mr Hankey’s Toys

When I review anal toys, they are usually elaborately shaped and delicately textured silicone sculptures. Their complex designs are the result of extensive research and frankly trail and error until the toy stimulates the nerve ending rich body regions like the anus and the prostate both inside the rectum and outside on the perineum just RIGHT. But as fun as these toys are, they come with two challenges:

  1. The more textured and rugged a toy is, the harder it is to take. Even in smaller versions which size are close to an average dick, it takes considerably time, pre-stretching and training to take these toys stress- or worse pain free.
  2. In order to get the maximum stimulation out of a toy, it needs to his the fun knobs in the nether regions just right. So when playing with complex toys, it takes some dexterity or even a second player to twist the toys just RIGHT when inserting it.

Because of this, I sometimes get questions asking for reviews of simple, matter of fact toys. And here are two of them! This will be a relatively short review, because their focussed simplicity limits what can be said about them.

Construction

The Vac-U-Lock Hole Inside the Buldge Ball’s Base. You could get that hole also for the Traffic Cone but that would only make Sense in the Smaller Sizes

Like most toy manufacturer founded in the middle of the last decade, Mr Hankey’s Toys only makes toys out of platinum silicone due to the manufacturing process. Previously, most anal toys were made out of rubber and PVC. In order to get an acceptable avarage cost degression, they had to be made in large numbers on an industrial scale. So there were high entry barriers into the market. With platinum silicone toys, once you have made the mold, each toys needs to be pured by hand. This of courses increases the price because every toys has to be made individually. But this opened the market for what silicone toys are famous for: That each toy can be customized.

Silicone toys quickly became famous their beautiful coloration. The material easily takes on color pigmants which can also have special effects like glow in the dark or being UV active. It also allows for elaborate coloration patterns like the marbles MHT offers for $39.95. Another customizing option MHT offers is adding a vac-u-lock hole to connect their toys to a wide range of accessories like grips and fuck machines or giving the top in front of your hole an anchoring point for his thumb to control the toy more easily. For just $5.95 it is a small premium I always advice spending! It makes handling the toy so much easier.

The Nicely Tapering Tip of the Traffic Cone

While PVC and rubber ususally are quite firm, platinum silicone comes in a wide range of firmness degrees from too soft to use to very firm. From this range MHT currently offers four degrees: 40% which according to their website is about 40% erectness of a human penis. Despite the trend towards softer toys, I can only recommend this for really girthy toys (especially knotty) and not too long toys. Otherwise the toy gets too hard to handle and flop around. Though it could work for the Bulge Ball when you use it with a partner. Accordingly 75% is firm like a ¾ firm dick and the sweet spot between ergonomics and if you like a soft and gentle massage. Med Firmness should be as hard as a fully erect dick (though I have been fucked by harder ones, believe me…) which makes all texture more noticeable and the toy less bendy which is important when you want to take it deep! Last year MHT added an Extra Firm option which is good if you want to put pressure on the prostate for milking.

If these arguments did not convince you to pay the premium for the more expensive material and manufacturing of silicone toys, hopefully this will: Both PVC and rubber emit plasticizers which for example can fuck with your hormones or be carcinogenic and are greedly absorbed directly into your bloodstream through your rectum’s mucosal. Platinum silicone on the other hand is a 100% body safe (silicone can also be cured with lead which is of course cheaper but introduces heavy metals into your body which causes a number of other issues!). Furthermore, its surface is supersmooth which not only makes it harder to bacteria to linger but also makes it easier for the toy to glide in – unlike the porous surface of PVC and rubber. Cleaning is equally easy as taking the toy: Throw them in warm soap water (I usually take a relaxing bath with my toys after a long play session), rub the lube away, rinse the soap water off and spray sanitizer on the toy. This easy cleaning makes silicone toys the perfect tools for group settings where multiple partners want to use the same toys after each others.

The Texture Bands deviding the Slope into Sections

Silicone has one small (?) drawback: It must not be used with silicone lube. The silicone oil inside the lube solvates the surface, makes it sticky and will disintegrate the toy over time. In order to enjoy your high quality toys as long as possible, please stick to water or oil based lubes.

Playing with Traffic Cone

I often get questions about cone shape toys like the Traffic Cone if this shape is not the perfect toy to the anus because it gradually gets bigger. Technically yes. If you sit on a cone for an extended period of time, the pressure will open the anus over time. It is not a smooth relaxation but a mechanical forcing open and the anus giving in more and more over time. This of course carries the risk of tears  and other injuries.

Practially, no. Physically, the anus is not round but oval. So if you want to smooth your anus and train it to open up, a toy with a slightly oval intersection that you push in aligned with the anus and pull it out 90° turned is better. The training is also more effective if there is a stretch going in and out for what you need a plug with a neck. Speaking of plugs, there is also a large psychological moment when training your ass. When you have worked for weeks trying to take a pugs and your anus finally swallows the apex to close around the neck, you get a dopamine boost through the sense of accomplishment. You can literally feel that you have taken the plug. With the Traffic Cone there is little indication of progression. There are slightly recessed hexagonal textured bands which divide the cone in sections. But the texture is so shallow and light that you hardly notice them, especially when your anus is straining.

Important Safety Advice on the Base of the Traffic Cone

So, for whom is the Traffic Cone? There is a small subgroup in the anal stretching community who just like the feeling of their anus being dilated to the max. For them, this toy provides the best stretch for their buck. When I first posted pics of the Traffic Cone, I immediately got questions where the toy was from because sitting on a traffic cone was one of their fetishes. There are also a number of porn creator videos featuring this toys which got many likes and positive comments. So there is a very niche fetish market for the toy.

But for the average anal afficionade, for people who want to train their hole, there are dozens of more fun toys reviewed here.

One use of the Traffic Cone should not be overlooked: It is functional playroom decoration. The base has “Caution: Open Hole” embossed on its side. Especially in effect colors like glow in the dark of UV active, the Traffic Cone sets the mood. And if someone wants to pig out on a traffic cone, unlike the real deal made out of plastic with its sharp edges, it is ready to use.

The Dull top of the Flattend Spheres that Make Up the Bulge Balls

Playing with HotKinkyJo Bulge Ball

As the name says, this toy was designed together with the female extreme anal stare HotKinkyJo who to probably nobody’s surprise I have never heard before getting this toy.

The toy is made out of slightly compressed spheres stacked upon each other. The spheres always have a diameter of 70,m but depending on the toy size you get between 4 (20cm insertable length) and 7 (34cm insertable length) of them. The neck where two spheres meet has a diameter of 52mm. The spheres are very slightly textured with the line drawings found on basket balls. But like on the traffic cone, the texture is almost unnoticeable and does not make taking the toy more difficult.

The Wave like flow of Apex and Neck for Intense Prostate and Anus Stimulation

Depending in the chosen firmness, the Bulge Ball behave differently. Mine are in 75% which is soft enough for the toy to bend between the balls but the toy stands up right. In this configuration, it works a bit like anal beads with a series of stretching & opening and closing again. The toy can also curl a bit inside the rectum like beads do so if you are trained and your rectum is large, you will probably be able to take surprisingly much of this toy without having to go deep. Since the stretching is one of the most desired sensations in anal play and because the Bulge Balls are stiff enough to be controlled easily, you can really ride or punch with this toy, driving the bottom into bliss.

A friend has ordered his Bulge Ball in Extra Firm but went for the short 4 balls version. With tip being rather flat and dull, a loose and experienced hole is required. Once inside the body, the balls apply pressure onto the prostate. The space between the apexes is large enough to catch the prostate between them. Because of this, with a bit of practice, the Bulge Ball can be used for prostate milking.

Where to buy?

MHT has some retailers. But with highly particular toys like these two niche toys, I recommend ordering from their website and customizing it to your exact preferences.

 

Gideon & WereRoscoe

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Weredogs WereRoscoe & Gideon

Vendor: Weredog

Construction

For almost 10 years I have only been reviewing anal toys made out of platinum silicone for a good reason. Unlike toys or PVC or rubber, they do not emit plasticizers which can be hazardous when being absorbed through the mucosal in your rectum. Unlike the other two materials, the surface is super-smooth and not porous which in the one hand makes taking the toys a bit easier by gliding in smoothly. And on the other hand, makes it more difficult for bacterial to linger. Cleaning them is also very easy: Throw them in warm soap water (or take a bath with them), wash the lube off, rinse, dry, spray sanitizer on them, done. Keeping them spot clean is very difficult however. The softer the silicone, the stickier it gets. As you can see in the pictures, there is always a bit dust and lints on them. There is one small drawback though: Silicone toys must not be used with silicone lube! The silicone oil inside the lube solvates the surface, making it sticky and disintegrates the toy over time. So please stick to water- or oil based lube.

Gideom’s Massice Shaft-to-Knot-to-Neck Ratio for Intense Knotting und Secure Tying

Another benefit for the avid ass slut is that silicone comes in a wide range of firmness degrees while PVC and rubber are always rather firm. Weredog leans on the softer side of the spectrum. Their extra-soft is Shore 00-20 which is really squishy but be careful with creases. Soft equals Shore 00-30, a bit softer than the popular Topped Toys toy and still squishy / flexible. Their medium makes a big jump to Shore 00-50 which is firmer than Bad Dragon’s medium firmness which would convert to Shore 00-45. Finding the right firmness can be a bit tricky, especially when you are new to buying toys. The softer a toy, the harder it is to control which can be an issue the longer it gets. Also, were firm toys can force their way into a body (not that this is healthy…), a soft toy can compress and thus block the anus. If you have found you favorite firmness of toy, keep in mind that the larger the toy, the firmer it will feel. So give the firmness good thought.

The Relatively Simply Colored Rutt Between the Elaborate Fades of WereRuscoe and Gideon

Fantasy anthro toys quickly gained popularity through their elaborate colorations. Silicone is THE best material to take on color particles. Not only standard colors but also effect particles UV reactive, Glow in the Dark or glitter. With a lot of practice you can create elaborate fades and delicate marbles. How are Weredog has come in the last couple of years, can be easily seen when comparing the marble of Rutt which I have gotten 6 years ago and the finely drawn colors on Gideon and WereRoscoe. They really made a big leap forward. This is also reflected in the fact that they are now releasing limited edition colorations on a regular basis.

Playing with Gideon

If would have to describe Gideon in a single words I would be torn between “cheeky” and “malicious” due to his dual nature.

At the tip, he starts out with a smoothly and relatively steeply tapering glans for easy opening up. His glans is actually one of the smoothest ones of all the anthro toys which I have tested in the past 10 years. Around the glans runs a bulgey glans drop which while steep is not vertical. So there is a noticeable pop going in. The sphincter can comfortably close around it to lock the toy in.

Gideon’s Softly Tapering Glans

Below the shaft sits a typical canine shaft: Three cavernous bodies both vertically and horizontally bulge around the core with a little bit narrower, giving it a barrel-shape. A little bit deeper ventral groove sits at the bottom adding the largest amount of structure (I refuse to call these flowing rounded forms “texture”). In addition there are two shallow and wide veins which also are also more an optical effect than stimulating texture.

Like on all dog penises, the apex of the shaft sits in the part of the shaft, close to the glans. It is only about 12% larger than the glans. So if loosen the anus through popping in of the glans and turning movements, you should be able to conquer this stretch easily. Due to decreasing in diameter downwards, the shaft glides in easily – until you hit your personal depth limitation (more about depth later). Especially when you get the toy in (extra) soft silicone, the anus can squeeze the cavernous bodies in the direction of lowest resistance. So riding the shaft is gentle and gradual stretch which feels a bit uncommon because the stretch happens upward. When playing with a top, turning the toy stretches a bit more and loosens the sphincter which you are going to need because…

Gideon’s Knot with the Small Bulges between the Knot and the Shaft

The knot is massive! Huge! Ass busting! The shaft-to-knot ratio is an absurdly insane 1:2! It is the largest ratio in my entire toy collection. Above the knot there are two small bulges on both sides of the shaft. They are probably supposed to make the transition from shaft to know a bit more easily; if you attached the knot straight to the shaft, there would be a recess to overcome before opening for the knot. But the added texture adds a bit of “stress” to the sphincter. Though, to be frank, it you are confident to take the knot, you will be loose enough to not care about these obstacles.

The knotting experience is one of the, if not these most intense in the market. The knot orientation is purely perpendicular to the shaft. So you can either align it with the ass crack for a bit easier entry or turn it 90° for maximum ass busting. While bulging a lot, it is also a little bit taller and less compact than other knots. So there is some gradual stretching. On the other hand, it adds a lot of mass! So once you have gotten over the apex and it is getting sucked into your rectum, the sensation changes from “Oh fuck! I cannot possibly take it!” over “Holy fuck! So BIG!” to “Motherfucker, I am full! Get it out”!” But good luck with that. The neck-to-knot ratio is 1:2.2. Once the anus closes around the neck, you are truly tied. Taking Gideon out again ideally takes both pushing and tugging. Once out, you are left with an intense feeling of emptiness. And probably a strong craving of taking him again. And again. And again.

Gideon’s Thick Base which could easily house a Suction Cup

His base is a nice circular steep cone which is a bit larger than the knot. Since the big knot would need to go through the second sphincter, I cannot possibly see how you could accidentally swallow the base.

Sadly, Weredog does not offer suction cups for their toys. An intense toy like Gideon is most likely be bought in extra soft so it will be floppy. When playing in your own, you will probably need several attempts to take the toy. So a firm stand is beneficial. And finally, many enjoyers of knotted toys want to take it doggy style by attaching it to a tiled walled. So a suction cup would be awesome.

Circling back to the beginning, for whom it Gideon? Starting out so nicely, he could easily seduce beginners. And rightly so! Due to the extremely wide range of sizes (the Mini has a knot diameter of just 4cm) and soft silicone, even a novice with a bit of anal experience can already experience the intense tying. Though I would strongly recommend to pre-stretch with a plug! On the other end of the spectrum, go crazy! I have “just” gotten the XL and it is already massive and long! In order to fully enjoy the knotting and tying, you really need depth experience. And the XXL is just absurd. And if I did not know guys who regularly ride it, I would call it a novelty toy.

WereRoscones Dull Glans

If you struggle with depth and still want an intense knotting, take a look at my review of Weredogs Duster and Dagger who are almost as intense yet considerably shorter.

Playing with WereRoscoe

While the upper half of Gideon at least makes a gently introduction and entry of the toy, WereRoscoe does not fuck around. The tip of the glans is a dully flattened half-dome which sits on top of a flat wide bulge which runs around the glans.

The bottom of the bulge is steep and ends in a recess that runs around the glans. This is not a glans drop, this is a trench. Once locked in, the spincter has to work to get out of it. Apparently, Roscoe has been cut high & loose because around the shaft runs a perpendicular cluster of ridges and welts.

The Chasm between the Glans and the Shaft being bordered by the thick Glans Rim Bulge and the Scar Tissue a top of the Shaft

Like on his canine predecessor, the short shaft is barrel-shaped. Only this time, it is a bulging barrel without added structure through cavernous bodies, merging human and canine physiology for there Were idea of the toy. Like on canine dicks, the apex is yet again quite high up and tapers again towards the bottom. The shaft is a bit textured with a thick ventral groove sitting on top of the shaft’s bottom. Also both shaft, ventral groove and knot are textured with narrower and taller veins so especially in firmer firmnesses they are quite noticeable.

The knot is made out of two huge spheres which sit below the shaft. With the shaft to knot ratio of 1:1.7 they are still on the more intense end of the knotting spectrum. Since they are a little bit clinched spheres, pushing them in takes a bit more relaxation of the sphincter. Especially in softer firmnesses, sitting on them compresses and widens the knot, making taking it actually more difficult. But once inside, an intense feeling of fullness overcomes you!

The Ventral Groove and Thick Veins texture WereRoscoe’s Shaft

Yet it takes a trained hole to completely take the knot. The neck above the anatomically correct pouch which on dogs houses the dick is just one finger thick. So there is very little room for the anus to grasp. Unlike Gideon, WereRoscoes base is HUGE. Two massive balls textured with fur give him a secure stand and ample space to grip if you are playing with a partner.

None of his features makes WereRoscoe a gentle or beginner’s toy. In order to just take the glans, you need to be able to relax your already loose and pre-stretched sphincter very intentionally. While the barrel is huge, it is actually slightly smaller than the glans. So riding is fun due to the texture, but it does not add looseness and relaxation which could you prepare you for the knot. The knotting itself is intense though not quite as like on Gideon. There sheer volume of it is what blows your mind. And that your sphincter can barely close once knotted. While tying it possible, it will not be as tight are with Gideon because your spincter will always be a bit open.

The Massive Natural Base and almost non-existant Neck

Where to buy?

While Weredog has some retailers in the UK, the best way to order a customizable toy is through the manufacturer’s website. Especially with intense toys like Gideon and WereRoscoe, be sure you get the right firmness and not one the store’s purchases selected for you. Also, with orders from the website, you can get gorgeous limited edition colorations.

Perfect Penis

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The AI designed Perfect Penis from MHT

Vendor: Mr Hankeys Toys

AI is entering every part of our lives these days. Apparently also our playroom through dildo making. Mr Hankeys Toys claims to have entered numerous studies about the most comfortable and appreciated penis shapes into an AI to come up with this dildo shape. Let’s get down this rabbit hole towards what is maybe the future of sexual pleasure…

Construction

What material to choose for the perfect penis than the (almost?) perfect material for anal toys: Platinum silicone. Unlike its competitors like PVC or rubber, it is a 100% body safe. It supersmooth surface does not only make it hard for bacteria to linger but also makes taking the dildo easier. Please only use water or oil based lubes when playing with silicone toys. The silicone oil in silicone oils solvates silicone, makes the surface sticky and over times destroys the toy. Silicone toys are also easy to clean. If you want to be extra sure, you can autoclave them but or throw them into the dish washer (be careful with soft silicone toys as the metal studs in the dishwasher rack can leave permanent dent in the toy). But taking a warm bath with the toys, let them soak, rinse them off and spray sanitizer on them also does the trick.

The Smooth Tapering Glans

Silicone come be made in a wide range of firmnesses usually measured in the Shore scale. But sadly most toy makers make a big mystery about what actually firmness they are using. MHT has four firmness degrees: 40% which according to their website is about 40% erectness of a human penis. Despite the trend towards softer toys, I can only recommend this toy for really girthy (especially knotty) and not too long toys. Otherwise the toy gets too hard to handle and flop around. Accordingly 75% is firm like a ¾ firm dick and the sweet spot between ergonomics and if you like a soft and gentle massage. Med Firmness should be as hard as a fully erect dick (though I have been fucked by harder ones, believe me…) which makes all texture more noticeable and the toy less bendy which is important when you want to take it deep! Last year MHT added an Extra Firm option which is good if you want to put pressure on the prostate for milking.

The Big Solid Base

A great property of silicon is that it can easily take on colors. So MHT offers a wide range of different colors and pattern. While I like my dildos colorful (this one is a silver & gun metal marble with metallic effect), for realistic dildos pale flesh, natural tan, deep brown and black are the most popular ones.

If you order a toy from MHT, spend the extra $5.95 and add the Vac-U-Lock hole. This hole in the base is made to connect the toy to various accessories from grips over suction cups to fuck machines. When I am playing with a partner, I put my thumb into the hole for easier guiding and controlling. For me, this small surcharge drastically improves play quality and ergonomics.

The Very Smooth Ventral Groove

Playing with the Perfect Penis

The Perfect Penis starts out with a medium-pointy softly tapering glans. The glans rim is quite bulgey over a surprisingly steep glans drop. This is the most intense texture you will get in the entire toy! The Perfect Penis has been cut high and tight because the corona below the glans is wide and smooth, bordered by a small rim.

Below that the smooth shaft starts. It is textured by skin microtexture and about 1 ½ relatively shallow veins. There is a shallow ventral groove which becomes a little more prominent further down.

The base are quite large low hangers which are sitting on a base. The tall and thick base does not only give the toy a good and firm stand, but also elevates the penis a bit which makes riding it a bit more easily. However, grabbing the toy for thrusting when you are lying on your back it a bit more difficult. The base is more than a hand full for most palm sizes. For this kind of play, I recommend a Vac-u-Lock grip.

Can you Spot the Vein „texturing“ the Shaft?

So, how is play with the Perfect Penis like. Smooth to the degree of being almost plain. The glans opens you up easily and evenly with the rim giving a bit of an edgy pop. In skilled hands with larger sizes the drop is large enough for good prostate stimulation. Especially the smooth area below the glans provides a nice contrast to the sudden edge.

Being so smooth the shaft glides in without any issues. Especially when you use thicker lube, the microtexture is completely smoothed over. The veins are so shallow than they do not hindering a flowing insertion. Like most penisses in the wild, the shaft has an oval profile. For easy entry, push him in perpendicular because than he aligns with the opening of the anus. Gently twists and turns while fucking help the sphincter to relax and open up. The shaft diameter almost unnoticeable increases in diameter so there is little stretching sensation while riding the shaft. This easiness makes the toy a perfect ready-to-use toy. If the size fits you, you do not need pre-stretching or preperations. Add lube, put it in and enjoy it at your own pace straight out of the delivery box.

The Life Casts from Porn Creaters are significantly more Textured than the Perfect Penis

Usually in this part of the review I rave about more or less intense texture which stimulates the anus as an nerve-ending rich body part. The Perfect Penis is plain in the best or worst way. It is perfect for beginners or people who want a relaxed, easy experience. Judging from the number of reader questions I get asking for relaxed (self-)play toys because their partner are too big/ too quick/ does not listen when communicated to or cannot translate the bottom’s feedback into action, I see a big market for this toy. But the seasoned fist slut who is the average reader of my anal toy reviews, I think MHT makes a lot of more interesting toys.

Since I have reviewed many of their realistic toys which have been modeled after real porn creator members, I look at these toys: They all have deeper textured, more a more complex profile, thicker glanses. Which makes me wonder, do porn performer professional holes to be enjoyed properly since their dicks deviate so much from what MHT’s AI believes is the perfect dick? In the end, the AI label is a nice marketing stunt and I am very happy that I have added another review to my small repertoire of easy instant use realistic toys.

You can customize and order the Perfect Penis at Mr Hankeys Toys website starting at $125.95 and ending a little bit north of $200 in the largest size with ALL the extras added.

The MHT Perfect Penis between two (of my) Fav Dildos: SP’s Mel and MHT’s Lampwick

Varka, Breeder, Dragon Glyph & Echo’s Horn

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The Bad Dragon Breeder, Varka, Glyph& Echo’s Horn

Vendor: Bad Dragon

Most cultures know the rite of spring cleaning. After the dark and often due to the weather dirtier times of winter, the house gets cleaned, broken things repaired, old things looked at if they need replacement. This year, I am doing a different kind of spring housekeeping: I am reviewing four “old” Bad Dragon models which have been sitting in my playroom for quite some time.

In order to keep their product range clear, Bad Dragon retires a toy after a couple of years when they introduce new ones. Once or twice a year they release drops of so called legacy toys, so you have a chance to snatch on olden but golden toy. Last year, they added a Legacy section to their website where you can browse and buy all their more or less traditional toys. So let’s look at four older and newer toys to see how they reflect Bad Dragon’s development as a toy company.

Varka’s Heavily Textured Shaft was Sculptured by Hand

Construction

Right from the start, Bad Dragon used silicone as their material of choice for their toys. This was mainly due to manufacturing reasons. The casting molds or complete toys themselves could me sculptured by hand. This way many different small batch designs could be casted. Of course, hand sculptured molds are hard to scale (proportionally). So most of their really old, pre-CAD shaped toys are one size only.

Unlike PVC or rubber, silicone is also a material that can be cured in small batches. So it was the ideal material for a small start-up company which did not make thousands of toys in the beginning. Started by members of the furry fandom, silicone’s material properties was necessary to kick off the fantasy anthro trend. Unlike the other materials it can recreated very detailed textured and complex shapes. It comes in extremely wide range of firmness degrees so from a gently massaging texture to an almost unforgiving tugging knot, all is possible. Nowadays Bad Dragon offers four firmnesses which are Extra-Soft (Shore 00-30), Soft (Shore A2), Medium (Shore A5) and Firm (Shore A8 which I would consider a still a medium firmness). The larger a toy, the firmer it will feel because there is more mass to compress. Harder firmnesses will also make texture feel more rugged. Spikes the massage in soft firmness can actually start to feel scratchy (but will never actually scratch because the material is too soft). It will also make the toy harder to take because the more complex and rigid the surface, the harder it will be for the hole to relax and open up. If you want to ride your toy, choosing a firm base with a differently firm shaft is always a good idea because it will give the toy a better stand.

The Sloppy Second Highlight Color Flowing over Breeder’s Big Knot

Coloring is also an important part of the immersion. Getting a toys colored in the way the imagined fursona’s ref sheet helps getting into the headspace. Silicone easily takes on color pigments and can display even the most delicate shades, fades and patterns, even using effect particles like glitter, metal, glow in the dark or UV reactive ones. Over the years, Bad Dragon mastered the art of coloring and has become the industry benchmark. In order to help you decide on your preferred color, Bad Dragon was the first toy company to offer a configuration tool on their website with a real-size option to see how you dream toy might look. While the coloring configurator gives you a good impression of what you will get, from my personal experience, the sizing tool should be used with a grain of salt though. I have been ordering toys from their website for 10 years now this summer and despite a good imagination how big a toy will be and despite the sizing tool, I sometimes end up with toys which are way larger than expected or considerably smaller.

The Bulging Corners of Echo’s triangular Horn

Quiet early from the start, Bad Dragon did also offer two customizations. The most important is probably the suction cup. With this add-on a deep cup is molded into the base which creates a vacuum when being pressed against a smooth surface. This gives the toy a firm stand on the floor or allows you to attach it to a tiled wall to back onto it doggy style – just in case you are feeling knotty. The other added functionality which has been offered by Bad Dragon almost right from the start is the cum tube. It is a silicone tube which runs through the shaft until the tip of the head. At the bottom is syringe is attached which can be filled with cum lube to shoot into your rectum. Especially with large toys you need large quantities of lube to full the tube with lube before it shoots into your body. For this short-lived effect the cleaning effort increases massively. I have tried the effect several times and it was not worth the effect, increased cleaning effort and more difficult handling (the cum tube and syringe is permanently attached to the toy and dangles around). But after every Bad Dragon review I publish, I get several messages by people who are in love with their cum shooting toy. So before you choose one, I recommend trying it out with a friend’s toys if the added sensation is worth everything it entails. Or buy a Lil’Squirt from Bad Dragon as a try out toy.

If you choose to get a cum tube, you must only use it with water-based lube! The silicone oil in silicone lube disintegrates silicone. First it gets sticky and then solvates the toy. So stick to water or oil-based lube. This is a good segway into the material properties of platinum silicone.

The Deep Suction Cups on the Bases of the Toys

For stuffing toys into your rectum, a body part lined with a mucosa which is very absorbent, platinum silicone toys have become the gold standard. Unlike PVC and rubber toy which can emit dangerous plasticizers, silicone toys are 100% body safe. Because of this, you must not store your silicone toys together with toys made from other materials since even the plasticizer fumes can damage silicone. Generally speaking, I recommend storing silicone toys upright in a ventilated space. Especially very soft silicone can easily get dents or creases. Silicone toys are also easy to clean. Simply throw them in warm soap water, let it soak, rinse the soap off, spray sanitizer on them and you are got to use them again. This makes them perfect for group settings where multiple holes await stuffing. The supermsooth surface of silicone not only makes them glide in more easily but also makes it much harder to bacteria to linger.

Playing Varka

Just by looking at the shape and texture, you can tell that Varka is the oldest of the four toys. Being sculptured by hand, it lacks the detailed micro-texture that Bad Dragon is now famous for. But this is not necessarily a bad thing. Varka feels a bit like a Square Peg toy. Shaped by the hand of anal aficionado, it is more designed to hit the right spots HARD instead of recreating the look and feel a perverted mind has dreamt off.

The Tips on Top of Varka’s Dull Glans

Varka starts out with a very pointy oval tip, taking inspiration from the protruding urethra of canine dicks. From there thick skeins flow into a dullish glans section with a bulging glans rim. The thick shaft is texture with the same lateral skeins. Two thirds down the toy, a massive knot grows out of the shaft with a whopping shaft-to-knot ratio of 1:1.5! The entire knot is rugged with lateral skeins & ridges and bulges. At the bottom it very steeply and quickly tapers back to a relatively long neck that is only slight thicker than the shaft. Like all parts of this toy, this section is also textured with skeins. The entire toy is sitting on a flat, round base, large enough to not accidentally taking the toy whole.

Like I said, Varka was sculpture by someone who knew anal anatomy and how a toy must be shaped like to hit the right spots. The small tips is perfect for anchoring the toy inside the anus. Yet due to the steep slopes leading to a dullish glans, it is not a beginner’s top. There is no gradually opening up but is forcefully demanding access into the anus. When relaxed, the varied textured on top of the glans can stimulate the many nerve endings inside the spincter, especially when twisting and turning, trying to coerce it to open up. For experienced player, this can be tantalizingly horny. But for novices, the textured will make their sphincter clench. Especially on the sides, the glans is bulging over the shaft. In skilled hands, this can be used to apply pressure onto the prostate.

Varka’s Heavily Textured Knot

The textured shaft is best experienced in the hands of a top. When twisting inside the hole, the deep texture is very stimulating. When riding, you can feel it a bit but you have to focus on it more since the texture is only lateral.

Bascially the same applies for the knotting. Being so heavily textured, taking the knot is more difficult than smooth bulging knots on anatomically correct K9 toys. When pressing down on your own, you can slowly feel bulges and ridges slipping through your anus, gradually increasing the feeling of fullness and pressure. Due to the deep texture, it is almost impossible to twist the toy inside the anus. Turning it inside the rectum is a completely different thing! The prostate and sensitive mucosa will be heavily stimulated, much like fingers moving inside the ass. Since the neck is also textured and since the shaft will most likely be locked inside the second spincter, this can lead to a stimulation overload. Beware when pushing or pulling the knot out! Since it is so dull at the bottom, it can really lock inside the anus! The deknotting is intense and some testees experienced intense prostate stimulation because of the knot’s pressure.

Overall, Varka is definitively not for novices, but in regards of taking the toy and processing the stimulations. Especially since it is more sculptural than fantasy designed, it is a very intense toy that can push all the right buttons – especially when you can lay back & relax and let skilled hands handle the toy.

The Gently Tapering Glans of Breeder with his S-Shaped Body

Playing with Breeder

Just due to the name, I have gotten many review requests for this legacy toy. And what color could I choose but his signature with the white color dripping over the slightly glittering black shaft resting on an almost screaming red base?

Unlike Varka, Breeder is a good beginner’s toy for those who want to take the next step. While the glans is flat and wide, it has a nice steep cone shape. So taking it perpendicularly should be easy. If you have a partner to train with, let him twist the tip inside your anus for gradually opening it up.

Starting with the glans, the entire shaft is a stack of three wide swellings that bulge at the apex. It has an s-shape, with the glans strongly curving forward. When riding the toy firmly sitting on the floor, this shape creates pressure against the anus and prostate. It is not so intense that you cannot comfortably take the toy but enough for the small bumps texturing the ventral groove and the ridges marking the apex of the swelling being very noticeable.

Breeder’s Ventra Groove is Slightly Textured with Bumps

Below the shaft sits a thick knot which only slightly bulges to the side but massively backwards. The two spheres taper steeply for easy taking the knot. There is also a small recess in the middle between them so they can be compressed a bit. The bottom of the knot is also quite dull so it first locks tightly and deknotting is a challenge. The neck is short but long enough for the sphincter to close and rest comfortably around it.

The base is elongated and relatively thin. Thus being flexible, the vacuum of the suction cup is quite strong. Also, it is shaped like the pouch most dragon furries apparently believe the pouch the dick is stored inside a wyrm’s body looks like.

Like most toys, Breeder is the most fun in the hands of a skilled operator. The s-curve is something I have never seen so extremely articulated on another anal toy. So turning the toy inside someone an lead to interesting and unique effects and feelings. When riding it on your own, it can feel a bit weird. When you are a beginner, you might want to turn the toy 90° so the oval shape of the toy aligns with the slit shape of your anus for easier taking. Depending on your anatomy, doing so will either guide the glans towads your second hole or encourage the toy to curl up inside your rectum. The feeling it hard to describe and quite unique. If you have a sweet spot for particular feeling toys, give Breeder a change. Especially since it is also available in smaller sizes too!

Glyph’s Small Glans is Slightly yet Noticable Textured

Playing with Glyph

When I first got Glyph into my hands, my initial reaction was “Training toy for really double fistees who want to train depth.” This first impression was quickly validated by my testees.

The toy starts out with a really tiny glans which is slightly textued. A ridged of two horn like spikes from the tip and a cluster of very small bumps around the glans rim. The rim is slightly bulging with a minimal glans drop. Below the glans drop sits a slight bulge around the shaft which converges onto to a lateral groove running down the top of the shaft. Down from the bulge it slightly tapers wider for about one third of the toy length. The sides are very shallowly textured with wave-like ridges.

Ideal for Going Deep: Glyph’s Small and Bendy Shaft

At the halftway point, suddenly a MASSIVE knot consisting of a cluster of six HUGE bulges stacked on top and next to each other appears. It almost looks comically to have a small, almost frail looking shaft with a glans sitting on top of this almost disproportional, sinuous knot amalgam.

Taking the knot is a bit of a challenge. Since there are so many thick skeins and voluminous bulges creating the knot, there for a complex pattern of steep slopes and dull recesses. So while on side the knot is almost easily slipping in, on the other side a wide and dull section might keep the sphincter from opening up. In theory, the complex yet flowing shape of the knot makes it interesting to turn inside the hole. But in order to enjoy it and relaxes enough for easy turning instead of fighting against the stretch, the anus must be really loose and relaxed.

This Knot can only be described as MASSIVE

Since the shaft sits on top of the big knot, it easily bends towards the way of lowest resistance. This leads to my assessment of the toy: While the textured glans might not be the best tool to open up the sensitive second sphincter, the shaft being led by the glans can easily bend to follow the winding paths deeper into the lower intestine. The shaft is not thick or heavily textured, so it can stretch this sensitive body part. At the same time, the ginormous knot can full even the largest of rectums. Doing so can lead to a sensation overload. While the sensitive sigmoid can signal intense stimulations, the anus and rectum will be full of pressure feeling, especially when choosing the XL. So even when you are an ass slut, maybe go for the large instead of the largest available size. While it is a horny toy to take when you are very experienced, it is hard to enjoy it in a relaxed way.

Echo’s Pointy Horn

Playing with Echo’s Horn

Sometimes I am surprised how quickly toys get retired and I wondered why. I ordered Echo’s Horn early 2024 and when I got ready to review it some months later, it was already gone from the website. So I put it on the shelf because posting an article about a toy which is not available anymore usually leads to a surge of message asking where you can buy it. So when Bad Dragon introduced their Legacy page, I was happy to find Echo’s Horn there so I can review it.

The shape is rather simple: It is basically a rhino’s horn. So it is a roughly triangular cone bending inwards while increasing in diameter. About one fifth down from the tip the left and right corners are slightly bulging. The entire shaft is textured with wavy perpendicular ridges which get increasingly wider and deeper down the shaft. The base is round and slightly larger than the toy. It is textured with lateral, fur like texture. So if you feel a drastic change of texture inside you anus, you better stop pushing down.

Riding Echo’s Horn is for the texture junkies like me. The consistent massage of the pattern on your sphincter and depending on your anatomy also prostate is almost meditative. While a top can try to project the tips towards specific body parts and try to twist the toy, this is a bit difficult. Even with a deep suction cup, the toy is hard to grip and to turn because the body is so massive and heavy. Most of my testees and I agree, this horn is best enjoyed sitting on a yoga block, you bounding on it while listening to a hypno file or watching a piston fucking porn.

When Riding Echo’s Horn, the Even and Deep Texture will give your Anus an almost hypnotic Massage

Lilac Experience & Shroomie

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The Fruity Bee Toys Shroomy and Lilac Experience

Vendor: Fruity Bee Toys

Yesterday was Valentine’s Day and maybe some of you are still in the dog house because you forgot to get your loved one something special. Originating in Roman traditions this day was turned into a commercial opportunity in the middle of the 19th century becoming one of the major holidays of consumerism. And while this website primary audience have always been gay men*, especially the weeks leading up to Valentine’s Day, I get a lot of questions what to get a kinky lady*.

In old ToyTorture.com tradition, I am arriving late to the party with this review. Fruity Bee Toys is a relatively new toys brand from Germany who has a female customer in mind. Their designs are a bit more delicate and less wider, bigger, more intense than designs from other toy companies. This is also reflected in their size range. While all toys are available in different sizes, at max. diameters just going beyond 5cm diameter, they are not for fist sluts or size queens.

At this point I want to explicitly thank the FtMs in my testee panel who gave me valuable insights how well these toys play in the front yard.

Lilac’s Tip. You can see how quickly silicone attracks dust

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Every orifice that we can stick toys into our body is at least partly lined with a mucosa that can absorb substances quite easily. Because of this, using only body safe toys is important. So almost a decade I have only reviewed stainless steel and primarily platinum silicone toys which is the sole material Fruity Bee Toys uses. Unlike PVC or rubber which can emit potentially dangerous plasticizers, platinum cured silicone is 100% body safe. The supersmooth surface makes not only taking the toy a bit easier but also makes it more difficult for bacteria to linger. Cleaning is easy by throwing it into hot water with dish soap, rinse and spray sanitizer on it after drying. Like all toys, platinum silicone toys should only be with alike materials since plasticizers can destroy other materials when touching or even being exposed to the vapors. The same accounts for silicone oil which will solvate silicone. Because of this, silicone toys must not be used with silicone lube but only water or oil based ones.

The Floral Relief on Shroomy’s Base

Also for toy making itself, silicone is a superior material: The originally milky-white material takes on colors and effect particles very easily. Fruity Bee Toys offer 32 different colors, either as solids or two and three color marbles. I ordered my toys as “surprise me” since I like to see how a manufacturer sees and wants to present themselves. My guess is, being a female oriented company, they chose to white and pastel marbles. But they also offer darker and more andro-associated combos. Silicone also comes in a wide range of firmnesses. Their range is between Shore 00-50 and A10 so a bit on the medium to firmer end of the range which considering their designs make sense.

Playing the Lilac Experience

According to their website, Fruity Bee Toys takes their inspiration from nature. This theme is very present at this toy. The upper third of the shaft is textured with dozens of lilac blossoms next to each other. It is slightly curving inwards towards the tip of the toy until it ends in a small cluster of tiny closed buds. The rest of the shaft is textured with the relief of wide leaves wrapping around the straight shaft. At the bottom the shaft it steeply tapers into a base about twice the diameter of the toy. So there is not chance of accidentally taking it fully. Sticking with the nature theme, the base is textured with different flowers blossoms and butterflies.

The Upward Bending Tiü of Lilac Experience

The highly textured tip is made for intense stimulations yet slow play. The cluster of cups in shape of the calyxes create tiny sucking vacuums and flexible blossom borders massage the surface. Slowly moving the toy, applying pressure and twisting it gently gives the texture the time to grip and release which creates the strongest feelings. Using the toy rapidly will give you the feeling of a slightly coarse yet even surface. The effect comes out the strongest at nerve-end rich body regions like the anus lips and prostate. According to my FtM testees, the upward curvature makes this toy especially good for targeting the g-spot when fucking. They also gave the tip good grades for clitoral stimulation.

The Shallow Texture of the Leaves Around Lilac’s Shaft

The texture of the shaft is almost unnoticeable, especially when riding it. If you really focus on them while turning the toy in the hole(s), you can feel the lateral edges but they are too many, too shallow and too random to create a flow experience like when two big vein or ventral grooves cover a shaft.

At first I considered the flowers around the base just a nice design element. But they are actually useful. The Lilac is a toy which requires very precise steering. The added texture of the florals adds a good amount of grip to the otherwise smooth and round base.

The Lilac Experience has an insertable length of about 20.5cm and a max diameter of 4.5cm, costs 79.99€ and is exclusively available at Fruity Bee Toys website. In addition to it, there is also the Lilac Sensation for 49.99€which is both smaller and shorter. Its tip also does not have the curvature. If you own this toy or have played with it, please let me know how it feels!

Shroomy’s Lightly Texture Head

Playing with the Shroomy

Like on the Lilac you can immediately tell nature’s inspiration for the Shroomy. The tip is softly tapering a double-cone, much like on a mushroom. The upper conies texture with shallow and flat dots, three-dimensional recreating the pattern of a fly agaric (plus one heart shaped one I guess for cuteness). Starting downwards from the apex and going over a spherical thickening in the middle of the shaft are lateral lamellae like you would find in the underside of a mushroom. Below the central bulge the shaft slightly widens and is texture with faint twines. The flat round base is yet again textured with blossoms.

While the Lilac is a toy that plays with subtlety, the Shroomy is blunt: It is made for pressure stimulation, either on the prostate of the g-spot. The cone shape allows to grind and attack these sensitive areas precisely. One of my bi testees called the toy a “bottle opener” since handled correctly, it makes prostate fluids flow and front holes squirts. While the shallow dots on the top are a nice design feature, you do not really feel them. If you are not that stretched, the added friction makes taking the toy actually a bit more difficult. So the Shroomy is not a width training plug but made for welcoming and accommodating holes.

The Texture of Shroomy’s Shaft

The lamellae are also a nice visual touch. But when you are so tight, you can still noticeable feel them, taking the head will probably be a challenge. Same accounts for the bulge in the middle: Nice indicator how deep you have already taken the toy. But if it gives you a noticeable stretch sensation of helps to keep the toy locked deep inside you during longterm, taking the head out will be busting.

When playing with the Shroomy, you have to be a bit careful not to get too greedy because the base is only slightly smaller than the head diameter. Since the Shroomy is designed to put pressure on sensitive areas, I would have wished for a more ergonomic (= elongated) base. The base is small enough to fit comfortably between your cheeks or thighs for long term wear but an ergonomic base would be even more comfortable.

The Shroomy comes in two sizes which both have an insertable length of 12.5cm: The Destroying Angle with head diameter of 4.8cm at 39.99€ and the Death Cap measuring 4cm in diameter at 29.99€.

Duster & Dagger – Knotty Plugs

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Toy Properties

Form: Butt Plug
Material: Platinum Silicone
Colors: 27 colors + patterns
Firmness: Very Soft to soft
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

Vendor: Weredog

This review was heavily requested in multiple ways. It has been over four years that I have reviewed a toy from Weredog and the company has come a long way ever since. Being based in the UK, they are a little bit more approachable than the big US makers for Europeans – at least in pre-Brexit times. So there is great interest in their toys. More generally, a lot of stretch fans are looking for the pop of knots without having to train the second sphincter. While only Dagger is marketed specifically as a plug by Weredog, in my opinion both fall into this category. So, before next Friday the prices will fall for Black Friday, let’s see how these two knotty fellows perform.

Construction

Weredog’s Duster & Dagger both in XL with their Silicone Cane for Size Comparison

For the fear of sounding like a broken record – there are always new people finding this website, so welcome! – all Weredog toys are being made out of platinum silicone. It is the best material for anal toys for three reasons:

  1. Safety: Platinum silicone is 100% body safe. Unlike other materials like rubber of vinyl, it does not emit plasticizers. Its surface is super smooth making it difficult for bacteria to linger.
  2. Handling: Cleaning and sanitizing is easy. Once a toy has been used, throw it into hot or warm soap water, let is soak for a bit, rub with a soft brush or cloth, rinse and spray a sanitizer on it. This makes silicone toy perfect group situation when you want to pass toys from one player to another. The smooth surface also makes taking the toy easier because there is less friction. One drawback has the material: Silicone toys should not be used with silicone lube! The silicone oil inside the lube will first make the surface sticky and then over time disintegrates the toy. So stick to water- or oil-based lubes if you want long term gliding.
  3. Manufacturing: To clear up a myth, high quality silicone toys are not easy to make. On a large scale, especially complex shaped and colored toys are way more difficult to mass manufacture than vinyl or rubber toys. But, silicone is the material which can recreate the finest details and takes on color the easiest. Because of this, it is the best material to turn horny fantasies into realities. Finally, silicone offers the greatest range of possible firmnesses. Currently, the trend for anal toys leans towards soft toys which Weredog follows. Their extra-soft is Shore 00-20 which is really squishy but be careful with creases. Soft equals Shore 00-30, a bit softer than the popular Topped Toys toy and still squishy / flexible. Their medium makes a big jump to Shore 00-50 which is firmer than Bad Dragon’s medium firmness which would convert to Shore 00-45. Finding the right firmness can be a bit tricky, especially when you are new to buying toys. For these toys, the choice is simple: Dagger is only cast in extra-soft and for ergonomic reasons I would recommend the same for Duster if you are not depth-savvy. One drawback of soft silicone is, that is attracts dust very easily – as you can see in my pictures. Washed the toys an hour before taking these pics and well… you see the result.

Duster’s Massive Dull Knot

Both toys come in sizes from Small to XXL. While Dagger starts out at an almost sensible 12.9cm knot circumference – especially considering the material softness, Duster means business at 16.51cm circumference. Dagger taps out at an already big 32.5cm cirmcumference at 26.9cm usable length, Duster reaches an enourmous 37,5cm circ at the same length but 22.6cm head circumference. And here lies the potential ergonomic issue I was referring to when talking about the softness. While Dagger and to some extend Duster are designed to focus the stretch only on the anus, their length of course scales with the diameter. In super-soft this issue is somewhat mitigated by bending and filling the rectum instead of going deeper. But you have to be aware that you at least need capacity training for your rectum if you want to take these big boys. If you buy Duster in soft or even medium, he will bust you second hole open!

Playing with Duster & Dagger

While we are on the topic, let’s start with Duster. His gland is clearly inspired by canine penises but taken to the extremes. The sometimes protruding urethras has been drawn out to a dull cone sitting on top of a plateau split in there sections. The “shaft” has two section. First it is textured with on top and on the sides with wide slightly bulging strains. On the bottoms runs a shallow smooth strain which could be called a ventral groove. The second, shorter part is a straight resting point before the  main event: The knot.

Duster’s Dull Glans and Pre-Knot Shaft

Three massive bulges covering almost the entire shaft except a small ventral groove at the bottom massively extend the diameter! Their tops are flat for maximum knotting experience. With a shaft to knot ratio from over 1:2, Duster has one of the largest diameter increase I have ever felt. The bulges are almost circular so the knotting is intense. Once the apex has been reached, the knot gets sucked into the rectum – if there is enough space next to the shaft. The knot is very slightly textured with shallow veins. But to be frank, they are an optic feature but unnoticeable which is good. Added friction would make this toys almost impossible to take.

Small anatomic technicality: On Weredogs website Duster is marketed as a anthro dog so I guess some design liberties are ok. But from my limited animal knowledge, Duster is more of a fox with three knot bulges. If you like maximum stretch or look for a yiffy experience, go for Dagger. If you look for a really dogging, buy one of the many toys which only has two knot spheres.

Below the knot is a short shaft for resting your strained hole. The base is round, a bit larger than then maximum diameter of the knot and slightly textured with fur texture. A nice detail is a gold colored piercing ring molded into the base. Sadly, Weredog does not suction cups for their toys.

The Golden Piercing in Duster’s Round Base

This makes Duster a bit hard to judge. On the one hand, it is a great toy for experienced players who look for the extreme. The urethra is only for aiming and anchoring the toy, not for opening up the anus. This body part needs to be pre-stretched to open up for the literally flat glans, especially when you buy the toy in a extra-soft. Otherwise instead of forcing the anus open, the toy will be pressed flat. Being loose and open is also the motto for the knot. The pre-knot on the upper shaft part does little for preparing and opening up. Duster’s knot is one of the most extreme I know. The spheres bulge so far outwards, their their apex way outside the shaft. So your anus is fighting an up-curvature battle when opening up. Once the squishy knot pops through the sphincter you are FULL! The addition of the humongous knot to the already mass-rich shaft creates an almost unique volume. Deknotting is an equally intense sensation. The fullness and intense stretch triggers the pushing out reflex intensely so it happens more quickly and maybe a bit more uncontrolled as some might want to. Once the knot (and most likely the shaft) is expelled, there is a sudden and intense feeling of emptiness which is a harsh contrast to the way you felt a few minutes before. Some bottoms are overwhelmed by this, some NEED to be filled again.

Dagger’s Softer Glans

But unleashing the potential without a suction cup is a bit difficult. Especially when playing with the large amount of lubes such a big toy demands, the base easily slides away. This is really an issue when you try to take the knot and adjust your posture to find the position of least resistance. When deknotting, it happened more than once that the bottom unintentionally shot the toy through the playroom. For partner play to base offers too little points where to hold it securely, especially with lubey hands. Twisting it to find that sweet spot of entrance and pressure is almost impossible. Especially the larger Dusters would really benefit from a vac-u-lock hole or at least a suction cup.

Dagger is a different story and truly a plug with all the features – just with a K9 twist. The top is again inspired by a dog’s glans with a pointy tip and dullish plateau. All the lines are flowing and rounded, far from Duster’s almost brutal design. The glans rim is a slight bulge running around the top. Considering the softness of the material, you really have to focus to notice it.

The Knot and Ventral Groove of Dagger

The slightly bulging shaft is smooth except a shallow and rounded ventral groove. After about half the insertable length the knot bulges out of the shaft. It is formed by two slightly elongated half spheres smoothly flowing out of the shaft. While Duster wants to create maximal resistance between the knot and the sphincter, Dagger somewhat tries to seduce the sphincter to open up. But it cannot hide that it is a sudden and steep increase in diameter so you will definitively notice it compared to a smooth plug. The way of least resistance is to push the knot in perpendicular to the ass. For maximum deknotting experience, twist it inside the bottom’s ass and pull it out. Like on every butt plug the is a long neck which smoothly flows into the base. The base is short and wide, yet it fits perfectly between the ass cheeks.

Like Duster, the length scaling with width will inevitably make Dagger a bit of a depth toy when knotting the larger versions. The shaft bends easily so if you have a bit of rectum volume experience that should not be an issue. You also do not feel as full as with Duster’s big volume. Surprisingly, my testees found Dagger quite comfortable to wear over extended periods of time. Due to the ergonomics you will not manage almost days like with classical stretching plugs but longer than with other space filling toys like the SP Acorn.

The Relatively Thin and Small Base of Dagger

For high intensity play, the base is not ideal. Compared to other plugs, it is thin and due to being super-soft extremely floppy, making it hard to grab, pull out and even push because it is hard to exert force precisely, especially with lubey hands. (Vigorous) knot fucking is almost impossible because it is so hard to grab the base. I would had wished for upwards bent fins at the end (like on an SP Egg, Organotoy Sit-Plug or Friendy Toys Snuckle) and most of all, the option for a split-firmness. Just getting the base in Shore 00-50 would drastically improve ergonomics.

Where to buy?

While Weredog has some retailers in the UK, the best way to order a customizable toy is through the manufacturer’s website. Especially with Duster, be sure you get the right firmness and not one the store’s purchases selected for you. Also, with orders from the website, you can get gorgeous limited edition colorations like the sky metro camouflage on my Dagger.

Deuce, Kragg & Ika

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Toy Properties

Form: Fantasy Toy
Material: Platinum Silicone
Colors: Many
Firmness: Soft to medium Firm
Lube: Water, Oil
Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer.
Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly
Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage.

Vendor: Bad Dragon

No Anal Toy special would be complete without a review of one of the oldest silicone fantasy toy makers, Bad Dragon. Over the past decade I have reviewed over three dozens of their toys but your thirst (through reader questions) for me never seems to be quenched. So because of this I might sound like a broken record in the construction section. If you have experience with the brand (or silicone toys in general), go straight to the juicy stuff below where I talk about the toys themselves. And yes, after years of asking, I am FINALLY reviewing a tentacle toy for you!

Construction

The Bad Dragon Deuce, Ika & Kragg

Bad Dragon was the first toy maker who only made silicone toys which I reviewed. At first I was a bit skeptical because the toys were considerably more expensive than rubber and vinyl toys and softer (back then I preferred firm toys for various reasons). Over the years and through more reviews of Bad Dragon (and later other silicone anal toys), I educated myself and fell in love with the material and have since replaced all my other toys with silicone ones.

First of all, platinum silicone is 100% body safe. There are not dangerous plasticizers that can emit, leak or wash out with water-based lube and get absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the thirsty rectum mucosa. This if of course only true if – like Bad Dragon does – only body safe colors are being used! In the past year, I have been getting a lot of reader questions about various East Asian dildo makers and their platinum silicone toys. While they use platinum silicone like western dildo makers, some are using colors and dyes which are not body safe and potentially poisonous and hazardous! While it might be tempting to by an inexpensive toy off Amazon, I personally stick to brands which must comply with western product safety standards. Besides that, I have yet to see a true original design from these makers instead of a random best-of combination of shapes and textures from Bad Dragon, Weredog and other anthro toy makers. So I support the makers who are genuinely creative, support local events and the community instead of feeding some off scene drop shipping business who is just interested in our money.

The Two Thick Veins which Texture the Lower Part of Deuce

Speaking of colors, platinum silicone is the best material which can take on colors. And when it comes coloration, Bad Dragon is the industry leader for colorations, patterns and designs. Over the years they have release (seasonal) limited editions, party using UV active and glow in the dark colors. Some other makers have started to catch u, like Weredog in which Bad Dragon holds a stake. But when it comes to creativity and execution, Bad Dragon is still king. To help you find the right coloration for you, Bad Dragon has a 3D configurator on their website which has also a sizing tool.

More important than the color is the firmness of your toy because it determines how easily the toy pops through the sphincter and how intensely the texture is felt. Bad Dragon offers four firmnesses now which are Extra-Soft (Shore 00-50), Soft (Shore A2), Medium (Shore A5) and Firm (Shore A8 which is still relatively soft). The larger a toy, the firmer it will feel because there is more mass to compress. Harder firmnesses will also make texture feel more rugged. High textures likes spikes or ridges that massage in soft firmness can actually start to feel scratchy (but will never actually scratch because the material is too soft). It will also make the toy harder to take because the more complex and rigid the surface, the harder it will be for the hole to relax and open up. If you want to ride your toy, choosing a firm base with a soft or medium shaft is always a good idea because it will give the toy a better stand.

The Heavy Texture at the Bottom of Kragg’s Shaft

The final decision when ordering your toys is deciding which additional features you want to add to your toy. The suction cup is probably the most often chosen one as it gives the toy an even better stand than a firm base. The cup is really deep and uses the entire surface of the base so it can create a heavy duty vacuum. If you like to play in your bathroom, the suction cup is almost a must-have because it allows you to fix the dildo onto the floor or a tiled wall. Last year Bad Dragon introduced their version of a Vac-U-Lock hole, the Dragon Mount. This opened Bad Dragon toys to a world of accessories from grips over external suction cups to fuck machines. However most fuck machines cannot handle the weight and length of massive XL silicone toys. When you are playing with a partner, the hole can also be an anchor point for your thumb for better guiding the toy into his anus. Sadly the suction cup is incompatible with their Dragon Mount Vac-U-Lock hole so it is hard to recommend which one to get. Usually, I always recommend to get the hole because it opens the world to such versatile play. But historically I have been getting most Bad Dragons with a suction cup and never missed the Dragon Mount hole on my newer toys where I could have gotten it instead of the suction cup. Maybe this is a good piece of advice: When you order smaller toys and have a fuck machine, go for the Dragon Mount. For XL toys, the suction cup is the better option because it will keep your toy from sliding away when knotting HARD. The finally add-on is the cum tube. It is a silicone tube which runs through the shaft until the tip of the head. At the bottom is syringe is attached which can be filled with cum lube to shoot into your rectum. Especially with large toys you need large quantities of lube to full the tube with lube before it shoots into your body. For this short-lived effect the cleaning effort increases massively. I have tried the effect several times and it was not worth the effect, increased cleaning effort and more difficult handling (the cum tube and syringe is permanently attached to the toy and dangles around). But after every Bad Dragon review I publish, I get several messages by people who are in love with their cum shooting toy. So before you choose one, I recommend trying it out with a friend’s toys if the added sensation is worth everything it entails. Or buy a Lil’Squirt from Bad Dragon as a try out toy.

Deuce Dull Glans with Big Glans Drop

Silicone has also a super-smooth surface which has various advantages: It makes it difficult for bacteria to linger and easy to clean. Simply throw the toy into hot soap water, rub the lube off and spray sanitizer on it afterwards. It also makes the toy glide in a bit easier than the a bit porous surface of vinyl and rubber. Of course you still need lube for the toy to slide in with ease. When you play with silicone toys, you have to stick ti water- or oil-based lubes. The silicone oil inside silicone lube solvates silicone, makes the surface sticky and will disintegrate the toy over time. Silicone is a very sturdy material. When you take good care of your toys, clean and dry them thoroughly, not use silicone lube, store them apart from other toys emitting plasticizers which just being an agent in the air can damage your other toys, they will last you a lifetime.

Playing with Deuce

The first thing you notice when looking at Deuce is the MASSIVE glans. It sits like a slightly domed rivet at the top of the shaft. Lines of shallow bumps and lateral ridges converging to the hinted urethra texture its surface. The slops on the side are almost vertical and carve slightly in. This tip does not gradually open up your sphincter but really FORCES itself in. Once it opens the anus, it POPS and locks in place almost violently. In order to take and even more enjoy Deuce, you should be really relaxed and pre-stretched.

The shaft bends slightly forwards and tapers a bit towards the bottom. The front and the back are textured with shallow snakeskin like scales. The sides have a bit more intense texture with overlapping shell plates. On the top third there bump pairs on top of the shells. In the lower third, the shell cluster splits into two thick strains, giving section above the base deep, a bit jugged texture.

The Overlapping Shells with Bumps and the Snake Scale Texture on Deuce’s Shaft

The base itself is round and has only a slightly larger footprint than the shaft’s diameter. Especially in combination with a suction cup, it is large and sturdy enough for a secure fit even when riding it hard. If you can manage to take it deeper because that dull glans is not really made for softly opening up the second sphincter and going around the bends of your colon.

The slight, yet noticeable texture makes for a light stimulation of the anus. Especially turning the upper third with the bumps inside the anus is a nice feeling. The contrast of only light scales and higher bumps feels like a wave of sensations moving through the body. However, to really enjoy the toy, you need a big rectum. Otherwise the big glans bumps against the walls which can feel uncomfortable. Because of this, most of my testees used Deuce as a prostate milking toy. The big, flat tip is good for applying pressure onto it and the big glans drop gives you good leverage when brushing over it. But this probably works better with a firm large or even medium sized one than a soft XL like I have gotten, partly because the small sizes are of course lighter and easier to handle. I can only recommend the XL to the most trained and greediest holes if you really want to use it fully!

Kragg’s Perpendicular Glans

Playing with Kragg

Unlike its predecessor Kragg’s tip is pointy and steeply tapering – at least for the first two centimeters because the glans sits perpendicularly to the shaft. While this tip is good for locking the toy inside the sphincter and then riding downwards, this toy VERY quickly expands in size.

The bulging glans rim is textured with small bumps. The overall shape of the glans can be described as arrow head. From the pointy tip, it expands towards the bottom where it has a w-shaped recess which has a microtexture of small bumps.

From the tip of a glans runs a thin and short strain towards the bottom side of the shaft. There is gets bigger and textured by perpendicular tall half-circle ridges which themselves have a small bump microtexture. Left and right of this mean ventral groove run also microtextured tall half-dome bumps.

The Big Suction Cup which Coveres the entire Base of Kragg for Example

While the bottom and sides of Kragg are wild and heavily textured, the top is relatively tame. There are a few thin perpendicular lines of shallow bumps which divide the pockmarked surface. But otherwise, your hole can focus on the top.

The base is massive, almost three times the space of the shaft! It is heavy textured with raised folds covered with bumps. So even when you struggle with taking Kragg and have to apply a large (yet safe and sensitive!) amount of pressure, it will not slip. In the hands of a top, the big base makes handling the toy a bit difficult, so I lean towards recommending it for self play. Or getting it with the Dragon Mount and using a Vac-u-Lock handle.

The Slight, Only Pockmared Surface of Kragg’s Bottom

Like Deuce, Kragg is a pro’s toy! The abrupt increase in size again requires a loose and relaxed hole. This gets even more challenging when the texture starts. Each ridge pops through the sphincter, increasing the change for it to tense up. Once your hole has accustomed itself to the heavy texture and relaxed, riding Kragg is hot and horny! The ridges giving the prostate a brush massage is a bit like edging. Not enough pressure to give you a prostate orgasm, but definitively intense enough for getting horny and worked up – all while the bumps massage your anus.

The shaft is slightly bending backwards which should make taking the toy deep more easily. But due to the rapid increase in diameter and heavy texture, you really need to be depth savvy and well trained for your second sphincter not to clench right away.

Since the texture is so deep and narrow, Kragg is not really made for turning inside the hole. The texture and get jacked inside the anus. When you are a real anal masochist, give it a try. But otherwise, stick to riding Kragg.

Ika’s Thin Tip for easy Entry both through the First and Second Sphincter

Playing with Ika

Having safe the best for last, FINALLY, after many reader questions, a tentacle toy review. The overall design of Ika is simple yet elegant. The overall shape of the body follows slightly an S: The thin tip curves forward. While gradually increasing in diameter the body bends forwards and at the bottom bulges backwards.

The top half of the back is untextured, the bulging bottom features small dents. As the name implies, the top is textured with a parallel line of sucker cups which gradually increase in diameter as you move down the shaft. For added texture, the sucker cups sit on wide and softly raising lateral bulges which run around ¾ of the shaft.

Like on Deuce, the base is only slightly larger than the shaft, making the toy both good to handle inside a top’s hands and providing a sturdy stand when riding it.

The Parallel Lines of Sucker Cups and Bumps Texturing Ika’s Shaft

Ika is readlly a beginners toy who wants to explore the different aspects of anthro toys. The thin tip taking the toy easy, both through the anus and the second sphincter. Of course, it takes a bit of getting used to sucker cups. As they natural counter parts, they sometimes create a vacuum and especially down the shaft when they get larger, their flappy rims can facilitate a stutter movement.

The S-shape and thin tip can also be a gateway through the second sphincter though I recommend some pre-stretching and desensitizing with less bendy toys. Otherwise, the easily bendable tip will press in vain against the clenching sphincter. Once it goes through bit the shape and very gradual increase in diameter starts training the depth of your colon. Again, progress slowly with loads of lube because the sucker cups can have the same effect than on your anus. Just that this body area is even more sensitive.

The Bottom of Ika’s Shaft textured Small Dents

Over time, you should be able to take about half of the body through your second hole. If you have managed that, the big bulging bottom is stretching your anus quite a lot. This combination is actually useful for training to knot K9 toys. In order to take Ika completely, you need to handle the intense stimulation inside the colon while your anus is getting stretched to the max, a roughly similar yet still completely different feeling when taking a knot.

Where to buy?

While Bad Dragon has some retailers now, like Mr S in San Francisco or Gear in Berlin, I highly recommend ordering from Bad Dragon’s own website. The retails naturally only have ready-made toys. If you invest so much money into a toy, it should really  fit your demands and desires both in looks and features. So I recommend customizing and ordering the toys from their website like I do.