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Happy holidays perverts!

Hopefully you are enjoying some quality time with your biological or chose family. You certainly deserve a good rest yet another crazy year! While I am home on the sea shore where I grew up, I am already looking forward to next week when I will be seeing my BF again. We will be drinking caco out of Christmas mugs and build brick sets while we watch cartoons.

I know that the holidays are tough for many of you. Traveling home means for many for us leaving our true self behind and becoming someone else. Someone we hope to have left behind. So if you are struggling today, feeling alone and lost, know that you are loved by many, that there is a community who cherishes and appriciates you just the way you are! If you feel the need to talk to somebody, here is an overview of internetional hotlines where you can get free and anonemous help.

Usually I take a creative hiatus after the holidays but you bunch are so thirsty and hungry for reviews of anal toys that the Anal Toy Special will continue as soon as the new year starts. Until then I wish you a splendid New Years Eve and all the best for new year. Stay safe, stay healthy, stay sane. See you in 2022!

The Willie Wanka PRO MK II with the Control Box and Power Unit

For those who have been following this blog for quite some time might ask: Hasn’t there already been a fuck machine as a stocking stuffer a few years ago? Yes, in 2018 I recommended the Shockspot 12’’ as – looking at the fact sheet – best fuck machine of the world.

Three years later I have not yet had the chance to get and review a fuck machine so I refer all of the actually many reader questions in that regard to the 2018 blog entry. In most cases I get as follow up question: Cool device but the price is a bit steep. So I asked around among my industry contacts who make Vac-U-Lock toys which machine they use to test their toys. Turns out most use the Willie Wanka Pro MK II.

The Strole Angle can be adjusted

The most important number to look at is the stroke length: At maximum 8’’this machine goes 2’’ deeper than most other commercial available fuck machines. While this does not sound a lot, 5cm can mean the world, especially when playing with textured or knotted anal toys. Despite the longer way the machine can still achieves up to 180 strokes per minute. Of course, it uses “just” a rotary motor (like almost every other fuck machine on the planet) and thus has all the short comings of this system like uneven thrust. But for £299 at SexMachines.co.uk the Willie Wanka PRO MK II is a very attractive package when you are in the market for a fuck machine.

The Tupperware Kiwi Spoon

Vendor: Tupperware

Playing hard and long is almost like working out. Because of that it is important to eat well. And what better fruit to eat than a kiwi? With its high content of vitamin C, calcium, magnesium and potassium it is ideal to recover after a night of play and especially at events where fetish dinners have to be coordinated with pre party clean-out, the enzyme actinidain helps the digestion. Also, with its fluffy furry and anal bead like shape, the kiwi is definitely one of the kinkiest fruits. But sometimes a kiwi can be hard to eat so let’s see if this device is helpful.

Detail of the Toothing

Construction

The kiwi spoon is made out durable and sturdy ABS, polypropylene to be exact, in a fresh and gay lime green. Cleaning-wise it beats almost every toy I have ever reviewed! Just toss it in the dishwasher and be done with it. Also, being made by Tupperware, it will most likely outlast any toy in my collection (well, except the aluminum paddles probably) so it is something that you grandchildren will still enjoy! Though from a desing point of view, it is a bit dull. There is no texture or graphics on the backside. For a tool which to a certain extend is supposed to appeal to ABDLs eating mushy things, this is a lost opportunity.

Detail of the Spoon Dish

While form follows function on the Kiwi Spoon, the design is particular. Unlike a traditional spoon where spoon dish is in the middle, the Tupperware spoon as one straight edge at the top and the rest bulges towards the bottom. The first 45mm of the 120mm overall length are occupied by a 35mm wide and 5mm spoon dish.

From the dish’s apex on, the spoon’s is a concave arch with a minimum body diameter of 22mm for better grip and handling. At the end of the body it bulges a little bit so even when you attack the kiwi with vigor, your hands do not slip. But despite this safety feature I would not advice to eat your fruit with too much force because the firm of the concave arch and the bulge feature toothing and slipping over the toothing is painful.

Eating with the Kiwi Spoon

In theory the Tupperware Kiwi Spoon sounds like a compelling kink event traveling companion: It is small and light, easily stored in a toiletry bag and so always at hand when needed. The whole package sounds also compelling because the toothing promises the ability to cut a kiwi in half – even when traveling just with carry-on. Well… this only works if your kiwi has the right ripeness degree! Often the toothing is too dull (and thus the carry-on capability) or you squash the fruit. Regardless if you want to cut the fruit in half, skin it or if you try to cut the stalk from the skin, in most cases it either doesn’t work or ends in a big mess. Naturally, once you cut the fruit in half, you need to clean the tool thoroughly before using it as a spoon. Otherwise you fingers will be very sticky.

Detail of the Toothing

Also the spoon dish is only mediocre. The design is great. The curvature and depth is perfect for carving out most of the delicious fruit flash in one scoop. But again only in case you have a perfect, DIN & ISO normed kiwi. And let’s be honest: Thinking back to all those kink event hotels and post LAB brunches, how often did you have a sweetspot-ripe kiwi? Because as soon as the pulp becomes too firm, a metal spoon is the better alternative. And while the dish is lavishly dimensioned, the handle is too short for real leverage and digging the fruit flesh out of the skin cup. Because your fingers are quite close to the fruit, you have to be really careful during your digging! Otherwise juice spills onto your hand and you have to wash them.

In terms of versatility, the Kiwi Spoon is almost a one-trick pony. It works perfectly with green and yellow kiwis and eating dragon fruit can is most of the time a joyful experience. One testee reported great experiences eating a banana. So if you are weird like my friends and eat a banana, go for that spoon. Also pomegranates are eaten easily with this spoon – if you are sitting naked in the shower! Otherwise you will have to throw away your cloths and renovate the room you are sitting in! Looking at other spoonable fruits like grapefruits it fails completely and for melons it is simply too small.