| Toy Properties Form: Realistic Dildo Material: Platinum Silicone Colors: Various standard and many Custom colors possible Firmness: Soft to Medium, custom degrees possible Lube: Water, Oil Cleaning: Soaking in hot water with dish-soap than use sanitizer. Safer Sex: Clean and sanitize it thoroughly Storage: Store in a well-ventilated place not touching other toys to prevent damage. |
Vendor: Mr Hankey’s Toys
As Locktober is progressing, I notice a significant uptick in clicks and searches for anal toys here. It seems, while the dick is locked away, desperate bottoms are looking for other gateways to pleasure and (re-)discovering their hole. Because of this, I am kicking off this year’s Anal Toy Special with a review of what most locked boys are looking for: A realistic dildo to quench their hole’s thirst. And for that I review three LONG dongs from one of the two best makers for realistic dildos currently in the market, Mr Hankey’s Toys from sunny SoCal.
Construction
Like all toys I will review in this special, these three realistic dildos are made out of pure platinum silicone. Unlike vinyl or rubber which sadly still often contains harmful plasticizers, platinum silicone is 100% body safe. It super-smooth surface makes not only riding the toy easier but also makes it more difficult for bacteria to linger. Since the material is highly resistant towards acids and heat, it can be easily cleaned. I usually take a hot bath with my toys, brush shower the toys afterwards, let them dry, spray a sanitizer on them and store them away. Or, if you are lazy, put them in your dishwasher. Speaking of cleaning, sadly silicone is always a bit sticky. As you can see from my pictures, it attracts dust, lint or loose wall paint particles very quickly. If you wash them before a scene, let them dry in the open, don’t rub them dry with towels. Otherwise they will have a little pelt from fluff again. Since I did not have time for depth play the last couple of weeks, they are a bit dusty in the pics so you get the real, authentic deal.
In order to enjoy your toys for a long time, only use them with oil or water-based lubes. The silicone oil in silicone lube solvates silicone and makes it sticky. The plasticizers emitting from rubber and vinyl toys has the same effect. So only store them in a different place. Or better, only have silicone toys in your playspace.
Besides just being an awesome material for your body and hole, it is also the material which allows for the greatest degree of customization. Silicone comes in a wide range of firmnesses. Standard without surcharge Mr Hankey’s Toys offers two firmness degrees. The firmer one is “Medium”. Being about the firmness of a fully hard penis it is my recommended degree for texture lovers like me. If you want to ride a realistic dildo HARD or use it on a fuck machine, go for medium – if the dildo is not too long. For depth toys, especially when you are not experienced with taking dildos deep, I recommend the softer “75%”. Being softer, the toy goes more easily around the bends in your colon and reduces the risk of injuries. However, since the toy is softer, it bends more easily, making longer toys a bit more difficult to control and to ride. For really long toys, I recommend an additional trusted operator. This way, you can relax completely which makes taking a toy deep considerably easier. In addition to the two standard firmness degrees for $15.95. 40% is really soft and floppy. Personally, I found it too soft to properly work as a toy. A FtM friend said it would be a perfect semi-hard packer (there is also an extra soft packer firmness for $15.95 you have to select as an extra item). But please be extra sure what you are getting yourself when you choose this firmness. Extra Firm on the other hand is like the name implies firmer which makes texture extremely noticeable. On the nice side, it is a good firmness for prostate milking. In this firmness you can really apply pressure into the prostate. On the (delightfully) mean side, it is good for rapey play and prying your sphincter open.

Jack Hunter’s Credetials Embossed in the Bottom of the Shaft. Below in the Base is the Vac-U-Lpck Hole
Silicone is also THE best material to take on coloring. It creates vibrant colors which can either fade into each other or create patters like the marble in the toys I have. Special effects like UV active which glow under black or blue light which are common in playrooms, metallic or glow in the dark which continue to shine when the light goes off are also possible. You can order the toys in some basic colors without surcharges, some cost a premium of $29.95. Metallic effects adds another small $5.95 and a two color marble will cost $39.95.
While custom firmness and colors are a nice option, I highly recommend getting the toys equipped with a Vac-U-Lock hole for just $4.95. Originally designed to attach the toy to fuck machines, there are a number of nifty accessories out there for this kind of system: Handles, Strap-On harnesses, suction cups and double-dildo connectors. If you play with a partner, he can also put his finger inside the hole to guide the toy.
For this review, I start out with the most gentle of the designs. Thaigo’s glans is slightly pointed so you can lock his into the anus. While the initial taper is a bit steep, even on my XL model, it is just a very small hilt, smaller than an average guy’s glans. From there on, Thaigo tapers gently until he reaches the maximum diameter about 1/5 down the way from the tip. Below that point, the diameter decreases just a little bit unto the shaft becomes a straight rod. The base is a pair of rather tight yet protruding balls. So there is a small pedestal at the bottom which makes the dildo a bit unstable when riding.
The overall shape of the dildo is oval. Through the combination of gentle pushing and turning motions you can slowly open up the sphincter. The entire dildo is very gently texture. There is almost no glans rim. On top the is one wide yet shallow vein running from the balls to the glans. Left, right and on the bottom there are hints of veins you hardly feel. What is a noticeable a bit is a deep and wide ventral groove which starts at the widest part of the shaft and gets deeper until it reaches the balls. But besides that is nothing to irritate – and stimulate – the first or second sphincter.
Because of this I call Thaigo an intermediate’s toy to depth play. While gradual tapering helps opening up the sphincters which closes off the rectum, do not underestimate his size. For an initial opening of the second sphincter the tip is still a bit too dull and too large. But if you have a bit experience with relaxing this sensitive and hard to voluntarily relax body area and have taken for example a XXXCalibur from MHT, Thaigo is the next step to widen and prepare your colon for deeper toys. Since there is little texture or complex design, it glides deeper smoothly so you can push it deeper in a steady and controlled way.
Thaigo comes in four sizes. The original size (the real penis this dildo has been cast off) has a top circumference of about 13cm and a maximum circumference of 18.5cm at an insertable length of 20.5cm. The next three sizes all share a slightly larger initial circumference of 15cm and considerably larger maximum one of about 23cm. The insertable length varies between 24.5cm on the medium up to 34.5cm on my XL. Which one to choose depends on your play style and goals. Even in 75% Soft the medium is still good to handle and is long enough to start straighten out your second sphincter. But when you really want to go deep (maybe prepare for the other toys in this review) and at best have a play mate to operate the toy, go for the XL right away. The large is in my opinion the worst choice. Already too long to handle well on your own but 5cm shorter of depth you might want to experience in the long run.
I debated quite a bit which toy should come second because both in their own right are very demanding and challenging. Since once you have taken BIG the glans, the Jaack Hunter is a bit easier, I settled for him. But I am getting ahead of myself.
The Jack Hunter is based off a cast of the famous porn performer. In order not to forget who fathered this dildo, there are the links to his fans pages embossed at the base of the shaft. So if you are already a fan and want to get fucked by your star or need realistic visual aids when riding the toy, I guess it is where the action is.
Since I have gotten a bit of concerned feedback about judging and body shaming someone after reviewing the toys from other creators in the past, let me clarify: On this website, I am reviewing the experience my testees and me had with the dildo. Since I never had the pleasure of playing with any of the fathers of the dildo, I can and will not judge their real dick and let alone their play style.
The tip of the glans tapers evenly and smoothly which could open the sphincter up easily. But it is textured with shallow bumps and ridges like weathered skin. So especially when you twist and turn the toy, it can irritate the sphincter a bit, making it a bit harder to open up. Like his human counterpart Jack Hunter is has been circumcised quite tightly. This in combination with the fat glans and thick glans rim leads to a big glans drop. Pushing the tip of his dick in, creates a noticeable POP.
From below the glans to the balls the shaft very slowly and gradually increases in diameter. Over the entire length the size increases about 25% so there is some stretch when you ride the dildo all the way down. The shaft’s surface is textured with a few shallow veins and clusters of rougher skin. There is not ventral groove so sliding in & out and turning is in theory easy but the very prominent glans will be felt inside your colon.
From the life-cast it looks like Jack Hunter has somewhat low-hangers, something I could not confirm from the pics and videos he posts on his social media. Following a badly translated German say “Cannot assess, need to see (or better feel) naked”, I guess I need to spend some quality time with the original (despite him not being my type). Nevertheless, the big balls form a big and solid base without a pedestal. So even when riding the dildo hard, it stands up straight and does not tip over.
So while the shaft might look a bit intimidating, it is tamer than it first appears. The slight texture adds an interesting stimulation inside the anus without being overwhelming which might cause the sphincter to clench. But in order to get there, you must conquer the glans. An experienced fistee’s any will gladly open up and release the glans after some prestretching. But going deeper and leaving the rectum is an issue. In order to go deeper gently push without turning. Otherwise the texture might cause the muscle to clench. The moment the glans pops through the ring muscle is usually a very impressive – almost overwhelming – sensation which will cause some clenching. But since the glans drop is almost vertical, there is no gradual opening up when you pull the dildo out. It will always feel (a bit) violent. So in order to enjoy it, your second sphincter should already be accustomed to rougher play. Otherwise pulling this dildo out might be a session stopper.
As the name of dildo implies, Largo is a large toy. It is always a large toy since it only comes in one size. So it is a toy for experience width and depth players.
The tip of Largo’s glans is a bit dull and then tapers steeply, almost like a slightly elongated half-sphere. You need either a very loose hole or a bit of prestretch to take the entire 24.5cm circumference right away. There is a bit of a glans drop but not as severe as on the Jack Hunter.
Below the glans the shaft is one straight, almost perfectly circular stem with a circumference of about 22cm. But its surface is heavily textured with shallow and several higher veins which run all over the place, both vertically and horizontally. At the back of the dildo, there runs a narrow and medium tall ventral groove. But when a vein intersects with it, taller standing bumps, like knots are formed. Even when just sliding the toy in and out, the sphincters are stimulated by the texture. As soon a start to twist and turn inside the hole, the intensity exponentially increases.
After riding down the full 41cm, you will find a pair thick and tight balls forming the base. Unlike with Thaigo, there is no pedestal so Large sits quite solidly. The base is 8.5cm tall so the entire length of Largo is almost half a meter making it very difficult to handle during selfplay. Riding it takes a bit of gymnastics – or a very experienced, easily relaxing and accommodating hole. If you are a depth pro, Largo holds many pleasures for you. But to fully enjoy him with all his potential, I highly recommend using it with another player who can navigate this long schlong inside your colon.
Where to buy
While there are some retailers like Mr S carrying some of Mr Hankey’s Toys dildos, I highly recommend ordering from the makes themselves. The product description on retailer websites are not always accurate so you do not know if you get the firmness you desire and you can only get it in flesh color. If you invest so much money into an anal toy that due to the material will last you a lifetime when properly taken care of, customize it to your personal demands. The manufacturing usually take around two weeks (probably longer after Black Friday which I have avoided so far) which is not too bad.
Thaigo starts at $169.90, Jack Hunter at $129.95 and Largo at $189.95. If you add extras and get larger, you can easily get above $250. But my first MHT dildos are now over seven years old and look and feel like on the day I have gotten them. So like all silicone toys they are an invest for your (w)hole life.
















































