The AI designed Perfect Penis from MHT
Vendor: Mr Hankeys Toys
AI is entering every part of our lives these days. Apparently also our playroom through dildo making. Mr Hankeys Toys claims to have entered numerous studies about the most comfortable and appreciated penis shapes into an AI to come up with this dildo shape. Let’s get down this rabbit hole towards what is maybe the future of sexual pleasure…
Construction
What material to choose for the perfect penis than the (almost?) perfect material for anal toys: Platinum silicone. Unlike its competitors like PVC or rubber, it is a 100% body safe. It supersmooth surface does not only make it hard for bacteria to linger but also makes taking the dildo easier. Please only use water or oil based lubes when playing with silicone toys. The silicone oil in silicone oils solvates silicone, makes the surface sticky and over times destroys the toy. Silicone toys are also easy to clean. If you want to be extra sure, you can autoclave them but or throw them into the dish washer (be careful with soft silicone toys as the metal studs in the dishwasher rack can leave permanent dent in the toy). But taking a warm bath with the toys, let them soak, rinse them off and spray sanitizer on them also does the trick.
The Smooth Tapering Glans
Silicone come be made in a wide range of firmnesses usually measured in the Shore scale. But sadly most toy makers make a big mystery about what actually firmness they are using. MHT has four firmness degrees: 40% which according to their website is about 40% erectness of a human penis. Despite the trend towards softer toys, I can only recommend this toy for really girthy (especially knotty) and not too long toys. Otherwise the toy gets too hard to handle and flop around. Accordingly 75% is firm like a ¾ firm dick and the sweet spot between ergonomics and if you like a soft and gentle massage. Med Firmness should be as hard as a fully erect dick (though I have been fucked by harder ones, believe me…) which makes all texture more noticeable and the toy less bendy which is important when you want to take it deep! Last year MHT added an Extra Firm option which is good if you want to put pressure on the prostate for milking.
The Big Solid Base
A great property of silicon is that it can easily take on colors. So MHT offers a wide range of different colors and pattern. While I like my dildos colorful (this one is a silver & gun metal marble with metallic effect), for realistic dildos pale flesh, natural tan, deep brown and black are the most popular ones.
If you order a toy from MHT, spend the extra $5.95 and add the Vac-U-Lock hole. This hole in the base is made to connect the toy to various accessories from grips over suction cups to fuck machines. When I am playing with a partner, I put my thumb into the hole for easier guiding and controlling. For me, this small surcharge drastically improves play quality and ergonomics.
The Very Smooth Ventral Groove
Playing with the Perfect Penis
The Perfect Penis starts out with a medium-pointy softly tapering glans. The glans rim is quite bulgey over a surprisingly steep glans drop. This is the most intense texture you will get in the entire toy! The Perfect Penis has been cut high and tight because the corona below the glans is wide and smooth, bordered by a small rim.
Below that the smooth shaft starts. It is textured by skin microtexture and about 1 ½ relatively shallow veins. There is a shallow ventral groove which becomes a little more prominent further down.
The base are quite large low hangers which are sitting on a base. The tall and thick base does not only give the toy a good and firm stand, but also elevates the penis a bit which makes riding it a bit more easily. However, grabbing the toy for thrusting when you are lying on your back it a bit more difficult. The base is more than a hand full for most palm sizes. For this kind of play, I recommend a Vac-u-Lock grip.
Can you Spot the Vein „texturing“ the Shaft?
So, how is play with the Perfect Penis like. Smooth to the degree of being almost plain. The glans opens you up easily and evenly with the rim giving a bit of an edgy pop. In skilled hands with larger sizes the drop is large enough for good prostate stimulation. Especially the smooth area below the glans provides a nice contrast to the sudden edge.
Being so smooth the shaft glides in without any issues. Especially when you use thicker lube, the microtexture is completely smoothed over. The veins are so shallow than they do not hindering a flowing insertion. Like most penisses in the wild, the shaft has an oval profile. For easy entry, push him in perpendicular because than he aligns with the opening of the anus. Gently twists and turns while fucking help the sphincter to relax and open up. The shaft diameter almost unnoticeable increases in diameter so there is little stretching sensation while riding the shaft. This easiness makes the toy a perfect ready-to-use toy. If the size fits you, you do not need pre-stretching or preperations. Add lube, put it in and enjoy it at your own pace straight out of the delivery box.
The Life Casts from Porn Creaters are significantly more Textured than the Perfect Penis
Usually in this part of the review I rave about more or less intense texture which stimulates the anus as an nerve-ending rich body part. The Perfect Penis is plain in the best or worst way. It is perfect for beginners or people who want a relaxed, easy experience. Judging from the number of reader questions I get asking for relaxed (self-)play toys because their partner are too big/ too quick/ does not listen when communicated to or cannot translate the bottom’s feedback into action, I see a big market for this toy. But the seasoned fist slut who is the average reader of my anal toy reviews, I think MHT makes a lot of more interesting toys.
Since I have reviewed many of their realistic toys which have been modeled after real porn creator members, I look at these toys: They all have deeper textured, more a more complex profile, thicker glanses. Which makes me wonder, do porn performer professional holes to be enjoyed properly since their dicks deviate so much from what MHT’s AI believes is the perfect dick? In the end, the AI label is a nice marketing stunt and I am very happy that I have added another review to my small repertoire of easy instant use realistic toys.
You can customize and order the Perfect Penis at Mr Hankeys Toys website starting at $125.95 and ending a little bit north of $200 in the largest size with ALL the extras added.
The MHT Perfect Penis between two (of my) Fav Dildos: SP’s Mel and MHT’s Lampwick
