Gideon & WereRoscoe

Vendor: Weredog

Construction

For almost 10 years I have only been reviewing anal toys made out of platinum silicone for a good reason. Unlike toys or PVC or rubber, they do not emit plasticizers which can be hazardous when being absorbed through the mucosal in your rectum. Unlike the other two materials, the surface is super-smooth and not porous which in the one hand makes taking the toys a bit easier by gliding in smoothly. And on the other hand, makes it more difficult for bacterial to linger. Cleaning them is also very easy: Throw them in warm soap water (or take a bath with them), wash the lube off, rinse, dry, spray sanitizer on them, done. Keeping them spot clean is very difficult however. The softer the silicone, the stickier it gets. As you can see in the pictures, there is always a bit dust and lints on them. There is one small drawback though: Silicone toys must not be used with silicone lube! The silicone oil inside the lube solvates the surface, making it sticky and disintegrates the toy over time. So please stick to water- or oil based lube.

Another benefit for the avid ass slut is that silicone comes in a wide range of firmness degrees while PVC and rubber are always rather firm. Weredog leans on the softer side of the spectrum. Their extra-soft is Shore 00-20 which is really squishy but be careful with creases. Soft equals Shore 00-30, a bit softer than the popular Topped Toys toy and still squishy / flexible. Their medium makes a big jump to Shore 00-50 which is firmer than Bad Dragon’s medium firmness which would convert to Shore 00-45. Finding the right firmness can be a bit tricky, especially when you are new to buying toys. The softer a toy, the harder it is to control which can be an issue the longer it gets. Also, were firm toys can force their way into a body (not that this is healthy…), a soft toy can compress and thus block the anus. If you have found you favorite firmness of toy, keep in mind that the larger the toy, the firmer it will feel. So give the firmness good thought.

Fantasy anthro toys quickly gained popularity through their elaborate colorations. Silicone is THE best material to take on color particles. Not only standard colors but also effect particles UV reactive, Glow in the Dark or glitter. With a lot of practice you can create elaborate fades and delicate marbles. How are Weredog has come in the last couple of years, can be easily seen when comparing the marble of Rutt which I have gotten 6 years ago and the finely drawn colors on Gideon and WereRoscoe. They really made a big leap forward. This is also reflected in the fact that they are now releasing limited edition colorations on a regular basis.

Playing with Gideon

If would have to describe Gideon in a single words I would be torn between “cheeky” and “malicious” due to his dual nature.

At the tip, he starts out with a smoothly and relatively steeply tapering glans for easy opening up. His glans is actually one of the smoothest ones of all the anthro toys which I have tested in the past 10 years. Around the glans runs a bulgey glans drop which while steep is not vertical. So there is a noticeable pop going in. The sphincter can comfortably close around it to lock the toy in.

Below the shaft sits a typical canine shaft: Three cavernous bodies both vertically and horizontally bulge around the core with a little bit narrower, giving it a barrel-shape. A little bit deeper ventral groove sits at the bottom adding the largest amount of structure (I refuse to call these flowing rounded forms “texture”). In addition there are two shallow and wide veins which also are also more an optical effect than stimulating texture.

Like on all dog penises, the apex of the shaft sits in the part of the shaft, close to the glans. It is only about 12% larger than the glans. So if loosen the anus through popping in of the glans and turning movements, you should be able to conquer this stretch easily. Due to decreasing in diameter downwards, the shaft glides in easily – until you hit your personal depth limitation (more about depth later). Especially when you get the toy in (extra) soft silicone, the anus can squeeze the cavernous bodies in the direction of lowest resistance. So riding the shaft is gentle and gradual stretch which feels a bit uncommon because the stretch happens upward. When playing with a top, turning the toy stretches a bit more and loosens the sphincter which you are going to need because…

The knot is massive! Huge! Ass busting! The shaft-to-knot ratio is an absurdly insane 1:2! It is the largest ratio in my entire toy collection. Above the knot there are two small bulges on both sides of the shaft. They are probably supposed to make the transition from shaft to know a bit more easily; if you attached the knot straight to the shaft, there would be a recess to overcome before opening for the knot. But the added texture adds a bit of “stress” to the sphincter. Though, to be frank, it you are confident to take the knot, you will be loose enough to not care about these obstacles.

The knotting experience is one of the, if not these most intense in the market. The knot orientation is purely perpendicular to the shaft. So you can either align it with the ass crack for a bit easier entry or turn it 90° for maximum ass busting. While bulging a lot, it is also a little bit taller and less compact than other knots. So there is some gradual stretching. On the other hand, it adds a lot of mass! So once you have gotten over the apex and it is getting sucked into your rectum, the sensation changes from “Oh fuck! I cannot possibly take it!” over “Holy fuck! So BIG!” to “Motherfucker, I am full! Get it out”!” But good luck with that. The neck-to-knot ratio is 1:2.2. Once the anus closes around the neck, you are truly tied. Taking Gideon out again ideally takes both pushing and tugging. Once out, you are left with an intense feeling of emptiness. And probably a strong craving of taking him again. And again. And again.

His base is a nice circular steep cone which is a bit larger than the knot. Since the big knot would need to go through the second sphincter, I cannot possibly see how you could accidentally swallow the base.

Sadly, Weredog does not offer suction cups for their toys. An intense toy like Gideon is most likely be bought in extra soft so it will be floppy. When playing in your own, you will probably need several attempts to take the toy. So a firm stand is beneficial. And finally, many enjoyers of knotted toys want to take it doggy style by attaching it to a tiled walled. So a suction cup would be awesome.

Circling back to the beginning, for whom it Gideon? Starting out so nicely, he could easily seduce beginners. And rightly so! Due to the extremely wide range of sizes (the Mini has a knot diameter of just 4cm) and soft silicone, even a novice with a bit of anal experience can already experience the intense tying. Though I would strongly recommend to pre-stretch with a plug! On the other end of the spectrum, go crazy! I have “just” gotten the XL and it is already massive and long! In order to fully enjoy the knotting and tying, you really need depth experience. And the XXL is just absurd. And if I did not know guys who regularly ride it, I would call it a novelty toy.

If you struggle with depth and still want an intense knotting, take a look at my review of Weredogs Duster and Dagger who are almost as intense yet considerably shorter.

Playing with WereRoscoe

While the upper half of Gideon at least makes a gently introduction and entry of the toy, WereRoscoe does not fuck around. The tip of the glans is a dully flattened half-dome which sits on top of a flat wide bulge which runs around the glans.

The bottom of the bulge is steep and ends in a recess that runs around the glans. This is not a glans drop, this is a trench. Once locked in, the spincter has to work to get out of it. Apparently, Roscoe has been cut high & loose because around the shaft runs a perpendicular cluster of ridges and welts.

Like on his canine predecessor, the short shaft is barrel-shaped. Only this time, it is a bulging barrel without added structure through cavernous bodies, merging human and canine physiology for there Were idea of the toy. Like on canine dicks, the apex is yet again quite high up and tapers again towards the bottom. The shaft is a bit textured with a thick ventral groove sitting on top of the shaft’s bottom. Also both shaft, ventral groove and knot are textured with narrower and taller veins so especially in firmer firmnesses they are quite noticeable.

The knot is made out of two huge spheres which sit below the shaft. With the shaft to knot ratio of 1:1.7 they are still on the more intense end of the knotting spectrum. Since they are a little bit clinched spheres, pushing them in takes a bit more relaxation of the sphincter. Especially in softer firmnesses, sitting on them compresses and widens the knot, making taking it actually more difficult. But once inside, an intense feeling of fullness overcomes you!

Yet it takes a trained hole to completely take the knot. The neck above the anatomically correct pouch which on dogs houses the dick is just one finger thick. So there is very little room for the anus to grasp. Unlike Gideon, WereRoscoes base is HUGE. Two massive balls textured with fur give him a secure stand and ample space to grip if you are playing with a partner.

None of his features makes WereRoscoe a gentle or beginner’s toy. In order to just take the glans, you need to be able to relax your already loose and pre-stretched sphincter very intentionally. While the barrel is huge, it is actually slightly smaller than the glans. So riding is fun due to the texture, but it does not add looseness and relaxation which could you prepare you for the knot. The knotting itself is intense though not quite as like on Gideon. There sheer volume of it is what blows your mind. And that your sphincter can barely close once knotted. While tying it possible, it will not be as tight are with Gideon because your spincter will always be a bit open.

Where to buy?

While Weredog has some retailers in the UK, the best way to order a customizable toy is through the manufacturer’s website. Especially with intense toys like Gideon and WereRoscoe, be sure you get the right firmness and not one the store’s purchases selected for you. Also, with orders from the website, you can get gorgeous limited edition colorations.